Maggie Calton

working on my reaction times // screenwriter

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

Proud very private feminist at age 7 even though limited too begged me to break

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

Just mad Ru didn’t get a moment during #dragrace filming to go OFF on Sherry Pie like:

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

what if zellwigs other arm was weak thats why its in a sleeve

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

It’s 2020. I really only need to hear Lose Yourself in spin class at this point.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

He was great,charismatic & among the hardest-working athletes ever,but what impressed me most was how deeply-involved Kobe was with his 4 daughters. Pray for them, Vanessa, his parents & his fellow passengers' families on this sad and shocking day. We will never forget you Kobe

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

Omg thank you

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

But we’re safer.

[House Foreign Affairs Committee Dems @HouseForeign]

This Media Post will serve as a reminder that war powers reside in the Congress under the United States Constitution. And that you should read the War Powers Act. And that you’re not a dictator.

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

To the evangelicals who support @realDonaldTrump:

This is your moment.
It’s time to disciple your president.

Teach him that Jesus does not kill his enemies, he forgives them.

Teach him that Jesus said, “those who live by the sword die by the sword”.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a war crime.

Threatening to target and kill innocent families, women and children - which is what you’re doing by targeting cultural sites - does not make you a “tough guy.”

It does not make you “strategic.”
It makes you a monster.

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

@sammyrhodes I expect a few large group illustrations to come from their mastery of the human condition.

[Sam Richardson @SamRichardson]

Tonight was the last Veep. I just want to say that it’s been a tremendous joy to get to be a part of something as wonderful as this. It’s changed my life and I will miss everyone and every single thing about it. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. #Veep

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Say what you will (and we'll say plenty for a long time) Emilia, Maisie, Nik, and Lena did an INCREDIBLE job with this episode.

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

@davia_carter @pen15show I’m marking every rewatch with my gel pen

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Look it's NOT HARD to be a likable woman, just: be smart, not too rich, cool clothes, big towel, one big tiddy out all times, cool mouth, pizza in your mouth, pizza under the tiddy, jack o lantern still out, be horse

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

@KatieLancaster_ My country club girl is earning her street cred

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Every morning I start the day with a tall frosty glass of the blue liquid they use to pour on tampons in commercials

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

@schriefpants Blonde you is a silent film star what???

[Maggie Calton @Magsical]

@austinscottwhom It fell from the smog sky