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[lagsmags @magslags]

Happy birthday Jesus. Sorry your party was so lame

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PSA to my blink fans .. nobody likes you when you’re 33 either

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Lunar eclipse and a shooting star this morning was my only motivation to go to the gym

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It feels illegal to eat a croissant without first ripping it to fucking shreds

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Finally after 30 years on this earth I’ve discovered my mom and I have something in common: our love for Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” album

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The past few months have felt like that weird time between Christmas and New Years

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I really miss my friends 😕😩

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I’m jealous of people who can say they’re “lit majors”

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Blanche: I do love the rain. It reminds me of my first kiss.
Dorothy: Your first kiss was in the rain?
Blanche: No, it was in the shower.

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Also not sure if this is grammatically correct 🤣 oh god

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I’ve been using the 🤣 emoji lately.. does this mean I’m getting more old or more depressed?

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Goals

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Tonight I’m going to a soup party that starts at 7pm I’m so happy I’ve waited my whole life to be this age

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2020 goals:
•gym
•tan
•laundry

[Mike Denison @mikd33]

If you start an episode of Golden Girls at 11:59:48 on New Year’s Eve, Dorothy will bite her fist exactly at midnight.

[lagsmags @magslags]

Unfortunately no mor hamZ reviewZ toni8t but here’s a vid of me looking sweg in an heirloom dead murdered slaughtered and skinned alive fox jacket.. get @ me, millennials .. wait am I one of those?

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*callita on repeat*

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It’s Christmas, I’ve eaten 7 late night grilled cheeses, also 5 “uk” cold grilled cheeses which are just butter and cheese layered which are also FIRE

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A new development in “oh that’s why I’m broke.” Just spent $40 on Ecuadorian chocolate products #proud #noregrets 💸🍫

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Getting fat is like falling in love; very slowly and then all at once

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@JulieMeowC That was just the first thing that came to mind 😂😂😂💕💕💕