Moe ✨

H-rny all the time
🥵👀 @notmahd

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@JDimaggio05 Well look who popped up on my timeline

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@lincolnbasquiat Also with the size of the pool, the sun is gonna eat any chlorine up before the algae does

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@nandoshorny

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@notnappy_tingz So this is what y’all be doing when y’all work from home

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

Ain’t even following me but want into the alt?

The audacity

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@everytimeigoout The way I read that and guessed Nigeria

It’s always fuckign Nigeria

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@nappy_tingz I haven’t seen your tweets in a hot minute -

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@Brusheild0n Big fat me is at 5 while some of my friends who are active are stuck at 1.5

[Jacus @jjjacus]

I’m seeing too many guys “looking for RN” on Grindr. If you need a registered nurse, please get off your phone and go to the hospital.

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@timidchandelure Omg congrats 👑

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@everytimeigoout Home Depot’s or Lowe’s - usually by the checkout

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@lincolnbasquiat Well he can’t even-

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@timidchandelure Slayyyy

Proud of you

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@notandrew592 @notaltdrew Well accept it then (from my alt, that you’re already in >:( )

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@timidchandelure Uhhhh- Taij?

[Ryan @SadPaleTwink]

Using sniffies just to find public bathrooms in New York City

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@_93Don It’s hovering around 4.70 rn in central CT

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

@warrie2021 He has - nutchucks

[Moe ✨ @mahd592]

Can you wait till I get back from Rio? Jesus f Christ

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Hantavirus infection CONFIRMED in Switzerland