Matthew Henry

UX Designer, Yogi, Trapeze Artist, Marathoner and Aspiring Unicorn

[Matthew Henry @mahenry]

@Emma_JonesA1 @Jacksdentredje @BBArms2A @scs_real This makes literally no sense.

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@DalehiRegi @Bleedin_orange7 @HistorianUSA1 @DangerousThinkg Have you worked at that specific McDonald’s and know what the manager did?

This is one morning on one day and who knows what might’ve happened here to cause them to not be ready to go in the first minute. Spills, short staff, laziness … WHO KNOWS. Not you or I.

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@StreetCalldStr8 @Gavin_McInnes @nbcsnl @natebargatze So how do you know the show isn’t funny if you haven’t watched it in 30 years?

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@Gavin_McInnes @nbcsnl @natebargatze Sad to hear you have no sense of humor

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@SenseiBobcat I don’t think you know what the word first means

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@eventbrite your authentication system is broken. I’m not paying twitter to tell you this privately.

When I press login, nothing happens. No error message. Nothing.

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@CapnCheapshot @Walmart That’s the same thing they really really want me to know about

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@Walmart you’ve emailed me 5 times and sent 3 texts telling me my order is delayed in the last 24 hours.

You good?

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@heresdolly @IEverhart69459 @elonmusk I know you are but what am I?

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@ImpericEvidence @elonmusk What form of art do you prefer?

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@elonmusk I mean, he’s eligible for an academy award regardless of who he casts 🤷‍♂️

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@heresdolly @IEverhart69459 @elonmusk Don’t use punctuation you don’t know how to use

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@spiderweb1984 @Reds @PNCBank So close to having five batters in a row under 200

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@MikeFullingto10 @espn It was brain cancer.

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@Cali4yeah @MissionUnpossi1 @Jules31415 @realDonaldTrump Your profile pic seems to have left out the tinfoil hat you wear

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@PapaJohns pick up orders are never. Ever. Ready when you say they are. Never:

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@furrshurr1 @EmmaJoNYC From this post alone we can see you’re a fool.

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@RobMcG1776 @EmmaJoNYC Don’t blame him for your not finishing high school.

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@EmmaJoNYC Bluesky-tier cope and meaningless cliches? Can we quote you for the next mass shooting? “Thought and prayers …”

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@Wendys so, wait, in your mobile app I need to pay for my order and then separately ask you to make it?

What’s the version of this where I don’t want you to make it but just want you to take my money?