Mama County

|Environmental enthusiast|
Be mindful of your immediate environment. It gives off what you feed it.
|Reggae lover in denial|

[Nasambu @FlavNasmbu]

Whip your officers to order. @IPOA_KE and @PoliceKE.

A child has been molested, and instead of finding relief and protection, they face even more harassment from the very place that is supposed to offer them help.

Utumishi gani huu that someone has to bribe for?

[Ms.Judy @Judykariuk6921]

Furnishing your little apartment is stressful, expensive and somehow still the most fulfilling task 🙂.

[Jomba @Odhiambo_01]

Girls girl is a thing only available on social media, allegedly this lady went to report a defilement case to her 14 year old sister by a 50 Year old man and the lady who was at the OB requested 10k for them to arrest the suspect, she was later told to go away ama awekwe ndani.

[Mama County @mahn_wtfuck]

Lakini huyo Bois kujulia hii mambo yote online ilikuwa tu ifanyike😭😂😂

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[🌷 Nik 🌷 @ladynimala]

And when Mary needed a husband God gave her a man who'd raise a son that wasn't his.

[Taiwo🦋🦋 @buttertee1]

There are still so many firsts waiting for us. First time in a new country, first big achievement, first home, first random day where life finally feels settled

[Chacha🍒 @NyarProfessor]

Cab iko 3 minutes away na corset haifungiki😭

[Michael Asari @Mburu_reads]

Also give best Sunday Brunch (with alcohol) best places that are your go tos. I am compiling a list.
Thank you

[Mwende @mwende_kyalo_]

Their books are extremely relatable to Kenya btw. If you haven't read:

1. The Hairdresser of Harare - Tendai Huchu( Zim)
2. The Shipikisha Club- Mubanga Kalimamukwento ( Zambia)
3. Out of Darkness, Shining Light- Petina Gappah ( Zimbabwe)
4. The Old Drift- Namwali Serpell (Zam)

[Nanjiwe♥️ @MissReign19]

A fully funded masters in 2027🕯️

[Mama County @mahn_wtfuck]

"I'll kill this bitch" sounds pretty violent to me.

[Mama County @mahn_wtfuck]

I must have one with very crazy topics and also planning an international trip

[Gbemisola🎀🫧 @Gbemisola078]

Deep down, I also want to have a PowerPoint presentation night with my friends.

[Thot gpt🥩 @Kivutss]

Just furnish your home first then start saving…it is much easier that way😭

[Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_]

To be funded to study again in 2027.

[Pinkiescent 🎀 @Pinkkiescent]

0142305514- Nicole the girl beater (na amesema hakuna kitu mnaeza fanya btw)
0119778400- Vania
0746205219- Sophie sidekick
And special mention to @RiaraUniversity for breeding bastards

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I will never be known as the girl who didn’t go to Paris.

[b!anco @whereisbbg]

whoevaa smoking rn take a puff for me.

[🐝💗🌻🍉 Andrea 🍉🌻💗🐝 @AndreaPinkbee]

Por eso es que los conservadores no quieren que los niños aprendan educación sexual.

Porque si la aprenden podrán detectar un abuso facilmente.

[Stella @StellaaSports]

anyone saying there’s not a problem and that she embarrassed him by scooting away is exactly why this shit continues to happen