Jen

[Jen @maidofstone]

@OverJumpRally @that_gg2078 I appreciate the clarification, thank you.

imo that just makes it even worse

[Jen @maidofstone]

maybe I'm in the minority but I'm playing against people who don't fully understand tapping and can't keep track of their own triggers while also talking about a sweet infinite combo from edhrec they bought, and it just tires me, and it feels rare to find someone not like that

[Jen @maidofstone]

brackets, "game changers", and the language of staples and "upgrades" are terrible decisions imo and have only made commander players, who already have more money than sense, more insufferable

[Jen @maidofstone]

starmer might just be one of the most pathetic individuals to have ever lived, just completely vacant of any beliefs or goals or personality, less effective and interesting than a cardboard cutout of himself

[Jen @maidofstone]

@AdrianWarlock @kristinemuslim you jest but I honestly think this would be a neat idea if done genuinely

but only at, like, a dinner party

[Jen @maidofstone]

@LemorasCards I may only do casual commander but if someone pinky-promised they weren't going to win and then immediately did so I wouldn't be remotely shocked. Like this is quite specific info imo, why wouldn't they act on it if it would win them the game?

[Jen @maidofstone]

@windupgemma "Women do be shoppin!"
-Tracy Edwards MBE

[Jen @maidofstone]

apparently D2 is ending, and as a previous fan and player for several years, all I can say is good fucking riddance lmao

[Jen @maidofstone]

young person overshares embarrassing life lesson, mocked by 500 strangers who likely need to learn same lesson

[Jen @maidofstone]

power scaling discourse was initially annoying but people who talk about power levels and Battle IQ demanding to be taken seriously is just too funny to stay mad at

[Jen @maidofstone]

@Primrose_115_ thinking I'm hot shit with a felarx that Kills Anything while my wife's zephyr swoops in to one-shot the entire perita rebellion with +70000% damage

[Jen @maidofstone]

@shaggysurvives going off all the responses I've seen I think the red button should simply vaporise whoever presses it

[Jen @maidofstone]

@Triburos honestly there are so many things that could be done, while I agree with pablo on many points there's definitely room for more focused challenge and I don't think it's fair to discount raids as a concept for WF. like a parkour gauntlet would go so fucking hard

[Jen @maidofstone]

@PolitlcsUK if I was Zarah I just wouldn't have left tbh, the speaker pathetically flailing like he's failing to keep a primary school assembly in check is just tragic. Most of the people in that room barely deserve to live, let alone remain in their positions

[hil @plume__]

what if i heard a knock on the door and i went to answer it and there was no one there, then i look down and there’s the woodcock doing his little dance. just a little Saturday night fantasy

[Jen @maidofstone]

I live near a one-way street and it always cracks me up watching people reverse out as if there's like a loophole that makes it okay because the car is still facing the right way

[Jen @maidofstone]

@Em_TeeGee years of saying 'ninjitsu' without question or comment, wife even has a ninja deck, looked up some rulings the other day and realise it's ninjutsu

I'm still saying ninjitsu

[Jen @maidofstone]

@schlemmon_ it's definitely worthwhile if you like how it plays, the story is sorta fractured and deliberately confusing but if you enjoy environmental storytelling and bringing together bits & pieces of info that coalesce into "oh so THAT's why x is like that!" moments, you'll like it imo

[Jen @maidofstone]

went to an lgs after years of basically no interaction with magic, poster on the wall with sephiroth in black, apparently there's an ATLA set, I daren't even look up what else there is