Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨

SRE. Makes DNS better. Maker. Survivor of cancer. 日本語のがくせいです。 See @hazelsmithphoto for my photography work. Opinions my own. Pronouns: she/her. 39. 🪿

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

Ugh, I wish people were less scared of DNS.

I keep meaning to make a zine or something and call it "DNS: Not Fucking Magic" because DNS is beautiful and I think it doesn't deserve it's reputation.

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@furan Unfortunately, it looks like these cards already go for silly money due to the fact that you can already software-unlock them to 64GB, so it seems I've probably already missed the boat on this if I wanted to "fill 'er up" with these.

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@meowkoteeq This is why I run a plain-HTTP mirror of Chimera Linux, because then I can run a squid proxy cache locally and avoid both rinsing my link and hammering the upstream repository with my test VMs/automated builds/...

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

So what the fuck is the HSM in this configuration, ballast for the air conditioner?

[みみ @mimi_keiba]

持ち主が見つからないかもしれないけど、本日11/9の中央・総武線各駅停車の三鷹行き車内にてSuicaのペンギンの子ペンギンちゃんのぬいぐるみバッジが落ちてました…
子ペンちゃんのお顔バッジが無いことに気付いた方、新宿駅の駅員さんに遺失物で届け出ています…
お迎えに行ってあげてください…😢

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

When we talk about industry-standard security, please understand that the industry standard is 4

[根井(ほがらかねいん) @Neineinein_hog]

IKEAのサメちゃんの説明書きが大変可愛かったので見て欲しい

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@groby @GergelyOrosz Haha, I guess I edited that down so much to fit it in 140 chars that the tone didn't come across - I assume I would look absolutely unhinged doing so?

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@groby @GergelyOrosz I wonder how it'd look to a potential employer if I said "here's an invite to my private GitHub org, all the files have `/* THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF HAZELESQUE */` at the top"?

I guess that'd comply with my employer's "no open source w/o permission" rules.

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

There’s an entire team at NSA SIGINT crying and slamming their hands into their desks right now

[Paras Chopra @paraschopra]

I replicated this with Claude Code!

It took a live webcam 7 km south of Southampton, UK and predicted its location purely from doppler effect in audio spectrogram + open-source aircraft location data.

Lo and behold, the predicted location (heatmap) peaks at actual location where webcam is situated.

It's crazy that this works at all, and crazier still I replicated it within a few hours.

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@xthemasterand Yep, I used to find (pre-smartphones) that I would just stare into space for like 45 minutes trying to sequence getting dressed etc in the morning.

Meds definitely help, but I'm not like SuperHazel, I'm just "most days I can work my ass off to look like a functioning adult".

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@valyala See `arp_ignore` sysctl and friends...

https://t.co/5DUqPNntjN

[lcamtuf @lcamtuf]

I would like to congratulate the organizers of the 2026 Cybersecurity Awareness Month for putting together a truly spectacular event

[CPU Duke @duke_cpu]

SGI Doom!… and Quake…and Quake II…
… all at the same time!!! OMG

[アマネ @KOJ_am]

最近パン作りのやる気が出なくてホームベーカリーで最後まで焼成する食パンしか作ってなかったけど久しぶりにやる気が出てハチミツミルクちぎりパンを作ったよ🦈🍯🥛🍞✨明日の朝ごはんにするよ🦈

#IKEAのサメ

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@nyanotech @saiklusjajaja If they need any more, tell them they're welcome to get some from go/traffic-control-blahaj-weekly, heh.

(Sadly I also got made redundant in 2023, so I haven't maintained Blåhaj Photo of the Week since. Idk if g/blahaj-team is still a thing, but it used to get you a MoMa badge)

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

“I have been too busy shitposting on Twitter to do my job” is one of the most relatable things eMudhra has said.

Same. I mean, you shouldn’t trust me with CA responsibilities either, but same.

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@miaaowing Per https://t.co/qndQ4RypTf you should also be able to do it through the web at https://t.co/LoDq7Fk99g

[Matthew Lesh @matthewlesh]

🚨NEW: The Online Safety Act has been a failure, according to a new report from Ofcom.

Ofcom have found "no significant change" in children encountering harmful content since the law came into effect last July. This is despite the signifigant threats to free speech and privacy.

[Hazelesque, but ✨festive✨ @Hazelesque]

@miaaowing @AnxiousHolly Reminds me of when I started at Google in 2019, and took my T-Mobile G1 with me so I could prank TechStop by asking them to help me get my corp email set up on it.

That got a good chuckle.