GDJ

concerned citizen. baseball fan.

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

counterfeit mona lisas are henceforth called pseudomonas

[Scott Simon @nprscottsimon]

I don’t get a vote, but @chefjoseandres deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. Always there. Open heart, open hands.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Some doctors say that radiation poisoning would kill us all if there is a big nuclear war. But I'm very healthy, hardly ever get colds, and I ran a 5K a few weeks ago. Doesn't seem like radiation poisoning would do much to me.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Are Podcasts the New Jazz?

Formally strict, yet loose-limbed and improvisatory, America’s latest listening pleasure picks up where bebop left off.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

today’s the only day you can post this

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

what a coincidence

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

I would read a 5,000 word story on the people who work at the GITMO McDonalds.

[Mark Feinsand @Feinsand]

Trea Turner and the Nationals have agreed to a $21 million contract to avoid arbitration, per source.

[GDJ @mailb0xqt]

Charging caregivers $15/day to park at the hospital is appalling

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

gr8morning

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

Resident: Usually when the effusion is pink we call it serosanguineous.

Me: I thought rosé was a pretty accurate descriptor.

Resident:

Me: Ok I’ll change the note.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

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[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I wanted to know if cancel culture is real. So I talked to three guys I met on dating apps who refused to get vaccinated.

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

Alex Ovechkin of the @Capitals scored twice Tuesday to reach 766 goals in his NHL career and tie Jaromir Jagr for third place on the League’s all-time list.

#NHLStats: https://t.co/sqYC3jgQmR

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

babes

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom will play in their 1,000th game as teammates tonight. Truly an iconic duo 🤩

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

I hate AML most of all.