Mai Ling

[Nero Perla @NeroPerla0906]

“Preferring sleep for there is where I might find you”

#BRIDGERTON #BridgertonNetflix #BridgertonS3

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

kelsey's dad- looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll
rachel's dad- looks like he'd kill you, is a cinnamon roll
daisy's dad- looks like a cinnamon roll, would kill you
maria's dad- looks like he'd kill you, would kill you
#thebachelor #bachelor

[smi @smino]

I’m allergic 2 mid .

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

Be strong enough to let go and wise enough to wait for what you deserve.

[Memezar @meme_zar]

So snapchat is down again and there’s only one person to blame for this...
#snapchatdown

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

We got robbed out of more High School Musical movies being made. Only three movies. There’s 4 years of high school and and three summers that we needed to see. Currently listening to the boys are back

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

i’ve decided to be okay with people not always understanding why i make the decisions i make or feel the way i do. i know my heart

[Lindsey Kander @KindseyLander]

I wish there were bars that played #TheBachelor live like they do with sports games. Monday night football, but make it girly: charcuterie, wine, and still a few tackles likely.

[Bloomberg @business]

$300 billion. That’s the amount of money needed to stop the rise in greenhouse gases and buy up to 20 years of time to fix global warming, according to UN climate scientists https://t.co/htUWOoTDtF

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

me:

forever 21 T-shirt: ✨ 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙆 𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝙀 𝙐𝙉𝙏𝙄𝙇 𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝘿 𝙈𝙔 𝘾𝙊𝙁𝙁𝙀𝙀, 𝙋𝙄𝙕𝙕𝘼, 𝙑𝙄𝘽𝙀𝙎, 𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝙀𝙏𝙊𝙎, 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆 ✨

[Tone @puentes899]

Lord can I please grow a little taller Amen 🙏🏼

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am a:

⚪️ guy

⚪️ girl

🔘 millennial

Looking for:

⚪️ a boyfriend

⚪️ a girlfriend

🔘 a way to prevent global warming because if I see one more nature documentary with a dying polar bear I will lose my shit

[James @CaucasianJames]

not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time i truly felt free

[Mai Ling @mailingness]

i miss my slide phone and customizing my signature :/

[LADbible @ladbible]

A Swiss billionaire has donated $1 billion to save the Earth.
https://t.co/5fUV0lhFHd