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what if we kissed and held hands in the Civ. 5 multiplayer chat 🙈😫🥰

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@We_are_Groyper @epicdoesbest @fellinluvinOctb @PopBase don't you have, like, algebra homework or something to be doing?

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Voters in Texas, Mississippi, and South Carolina last night:

[Center-Aezzie Patriot 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇪🇺🗽 @AezzieUwU]

THE POLLS UNDERESTIMATED DEMOCRATS!!!

[livy ⟡ ݁ @livylujpg]

all my Ohioans showing up on the tl... we really are all under the same moon

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@stiffylov3r batches only get dropped after polling stations close except for a few very small precincts with their own separate rules. and unless it's insanely tight you usually know like 2 hours later

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@UtahFlatRanger >abolish geoscience degrees
>american oil industry immediately collapses

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@THEDAYTONDUDE i voted no because i already had to show my ID to get my ballot

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@T0mat0LarryByrd @ssamohht it is gay af and the republicans are even gayer

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@T0mat0LarryByrd @ssamohht i ohio you can only early vote at your county board of elections. there's only one early voting location per county

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@OhioCrawler well yeah. a single polling place for carroll county is going to be less packed than a single polling place for franklin or cuyahoga counties

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@PassBoaz @ltfcat @Conley76 i wish i was as naive as you

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@PassBoaz @ltfcat @Conley76 idk when i worked at a gas station those guys were regularly coming in to buy the 36 packs like every 2-3 days

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@KimChiSpicey yeah bro the revolution totally needs tools created and monitored by tech oligarchs who poison majority black communities totalllyyyy

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@KimChiSpicey probably also objectively racist to have AI generate images when AI data centers are being put in majority black communities and poisoning their air and water

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@KimChiSpicey bike lanes are also pretty utilitarian

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@ltfcat @Conley76 idk what you're on but people who watch pro wrestling are definitely major alcoholics

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@KimChiSpicey all i'm saying is that it's kinda strange to call people right wingers and gentrifiers for supporting alternative infrastructure when you hand over part of your paycheck to elon musk so you can generate profile pictures with grok and have a blue check

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@KimChiSpicey deleted this app 2 years ago and redownloaded it for midterm news. being a part of nothingburger discourse is also fun sometimes. just pointing out that you think people who like bike lanes or whatever are rw but you literally give a fascist money out of your paycheck

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@KimChiSpicey you pay money to a fascist so you can have a checkmark btw

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@Lostrushi_ @matutahoot what he's referencing the pagan lady saying the lesbian bar should be fire bombed because they did a mask optional night