sandy💃

teacher 🎓 || get to know me and you'll laugh nonstop all day everyday😂😂||God first🙏||

[sandy💃 @maimazvii]

#MarketYourselfZW for all your birthday,graduation,occasional,etc cakes DM or call/whatsapp [phone]

[jyacob @killjyacob]

she said yes :)

[J E T H R O 🇿🇼 @Brian___Jethro]

He needs help fam, kunze kwakaoma uku 💔

I would wholeheartedly appreciate every REPOST, he might be lucky

I will pin this 📌

[Makanika Wacho @Nyaleplug]

How to kidnap someone from Chitungwiza

[Neizvestnoye 🤖 @thedudejnr]

You haven’t really struggled until you’ve had to sleep in someone’s house knowing they didn’t want you there.

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Having a child with a wrong woman is worse than marrying a wrong woman...

It’s a life sentence of torture emotionally and financially that you may never recover from…

My brother be careful who you nut on 😭😭

[sandy💃 @maimazvii]

@manyoniie What happened between you and Munyaradzi?

[Rita McDougald @RitaMcDougald6]

The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the Word of GOD endures forever.
-Isaiah 40:8

[Jonasi😅 @silas_deya]

Ndiwe hako musi wa31 watosvorwa neteargas.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Some people can spend the whole day alone without getting bored. But will get bored when someone visits them

[TheeLionessZw🦁🇿🇼 @Patie_Mahamba]

If someone spends their hard earned money on you, it means they care for you.
They have goals and yet they probably decided to put your needs first.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

People stay in dying relationships hoping she'll/he'll change

Hint: She/he doesn't.

[Mr Smeg Zim @T_a_t_e_n_d_a]

If they give you $7 million to watch
your history on TV with your parents are you safe😕😕

[TheeLionessZw🦁🇿🇼 @Patie_Mahamba]

Any small noise at home your sleep is disturbed but in church, you sleep in front of 12 loud speakers 🚮🙄

[Tiffany🇿🇦 @MetjahTebogo]

Dear Parents with kids in Primary, these might help...Grammar Notes 📝

[Angel Fernandez @angelferxoxo]

😂😂😂😂

[Pamilerin Adegoke @Pamilerin]

A teacher’s job becomes easier when children are disciplined at home

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Everyone knows those dudes who want to hang with every rich or famous person, they're called "ice boys". They will chill with anyone as long as he can buy them alcohol. They don't mind being ordered around as long as they hang with the "big boys"

But that's a story for another day, there's also a female version of these guys, the "groupies". You know those chicks who want to give an impression that they're close to every rich or famous person in town

Just broke hungry economic refugees, who see everyone as an opportunity. They will post their agemate who seem to be well off than them on some "happy birthday mummy"

They will post a picture of their friend and her boyfriend who seems to be financially buoyant on some "my favorite people", "couple goals", "my inspiration"

They will post pictures with the caption "congratulations" to every influencer or celebrity they once met whenever the influencer/celebrity has achieved something. All to give an impression they know the influencer/celebrity on a personal level

They will post all these rich men who once fucked them or use them to get better attractive chicks on their WhatsApp. But somehow when they need help they come asking at ordinary broke men

They're secretly despised by their own "friends" or to be specific the people they force themselves on. They want Natasha's wig. They want Lorraine's jeans. They want Chelsea's designer handbag. They want Lisa's iPhone. They wish they had Angela's relationship. Envy is what defines them

A whole grown woman whose life revolves around a false sense of importance by forcing yourself around rich and famous people. The pressure of wanting to belong. Shame

Learn OR perish!!!

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

Zvine basa rei ?

Hee unokwira kombi everyday,zvine basa rei ?

Hee unogara kuChitungwiza,zvine basa rei ?

Hee unopona nemaDollar deals,zvine basa rei ?

Zvekuti ndiri mwana waSingle mom or nherera zvine basa rei ?

Zvekuti ndine 3 O levels,zvine basa rei

Kazhinji,vanhu vanotaura zvinhu to drag us down by our identity or background

[sandy💃 @maimazvii]

@kundaiiiiii Yuwii