Mary Beth Tweardy

Mary Beth Harral-Tweardy, Girl Next Door. To my PARENTS.(now just my mummy. #greygardens) 50something SUP, yogi, writer, happily married animal lover.

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Just another day I had to buy at @Macys because @Dillards didn’t open till 11 AM

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@Dillards just another day I had to buy at Macy’s because Dillards doesn’t open until 11 AM

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@JeremyRenner Thankfully, I have a 500-mile car drive this coming week, otherwise I’d have to cancel my entire life so I can finish listening to this book. Wow. Bravo and God bless. And thank you. 🙏🏼

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@Lowes sure wish I could buy the patio furniture I’m trying to buy online on my @Lowes card! @SynchronyBank is doing you no favors. Three tries to get help, so the next try is another store.

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Man that @tjmaxx @marshalls 15-deep line would move faster if they quit asking everyone to open the TJX rewards credit card…

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@BillyCrystal wow. Just watched Here Today. Simply, thank you. 💔💕

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#notetoself #thepromiseofanewday https://t.co/fC1z59BhWy

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Finally, the shortest day and longest night of the year…and then it all turns around. ) I’m choosing to ignore that stiff about a winter storm for now. #wintersolstice https://t.co/jDlmGQVHYO

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Accidental socializing is the best way. @lalbatros.brasserie @tavernofindependence @joycefij @hbmutt13 @daniellehayden__oh https://t.co/tzZ71ih6ae

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Our cups runners over. #thanksgiving https://t.co/xIvagAR0Fl

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/Tn4ng9NnqT

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Saturday Night’s Alright. @ The Farmer's Table https://t.co/dXlW3Z4GgC

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/460Y0VzUB6

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Taking to Twitter to reveal my dark side. 3 things: Young ladies, the glasses look ridiculous. You’re better than that. Young men, the porn stache is weak and creepy. And lastly, TSO is f-ing annoying. That is all.

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Just posted a photo @ Modern Yoga https://t.co/3wohj409Yr

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@VGcom you wrecked us. In the best way. Thank you! @realjennygill

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I’m so emotional watching @CMT #CMTGiants @VGcom @realjennygill

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@CoxHelp oh here we go again! Keeping track?

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Let your life be your message…even when you have cool messages on your shirts. @ Charlotte, North Carolina https://t.co/DurOj9GGeE