MaishManⓂ️

Story of my life now playing📽️ @ManUtd🔴

[MaishManⓂ️ @maish_simo]

@AokoOtieno_ Chai hapa naona imepikwa na ile maziwa ya ng'ombe za kichakani.

[𐕣 @Gottalovechaze]

coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves

[MaishManⓂ️ @maish_simo]

@s1ah_wanja Kitambo nikiwa mdogo nilikuwa naambiwa matako kama hizi kubwa kubwa zinaeza kuchoma ilikuwa inamaanisha?

[MaishManⓂ️ @maish_simo]

@Okeno_jr Apo kwa harufu is so common but kwa "dead brain" you really released a banger.

[Certified Goon🌵 @Okeno_jr]

Nywele inatoroka harufu ya mdomo giving space for the dead brain

[Koome @koome_pedro]

Kama ni wewe umeniguzia Hapo eFootball na team inaitwa Linda mwananchi ikona vozinha, Marcelo, seedorf, attack ya Rooney ss na cf wawili diouf na Drogba Tafuta matiti ushike khasia.

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

Hizi soda za skuizi haitokei kwa mapua

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

Hii ndio ilikua suitcase ya millenials😂😂na calendar side ya nyuma

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Arsenal finished 8th back to back, were struggling to even qualify for the Europe league & we’re the biggest laughing stock

Today, they are the defending PL champions, reached a champions league final & are a top 3 in the world

That’s why I still believe that Manchester United will rise again one day

The pain will make the success sweeter in the end.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

"Mkono moja mbele,....ingine iibe pesa....one legee"

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

What was even the point of qualifying for the Champions League?

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

You’re overdoing this losing thing. We want you to lose but not everyday. Have some shame ffs @ManUtd

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Send 𝕏 links to your friends so that they know what’s really going on

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

U are a mad man.

[Eric @amerix]

Baba would have been in Eldoret today, with his Black Kaunda suit and his Panama hat, and a brief speech full of historical events.

Hate the government. Love your country.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

We might owe Arsenal an apology, they took this PSG demons to penalties

[BloomField @MsoMuthoni]

Njaa-man Shepherds.

[Bakhita Esther @bakhita_esther]

Another beautiful family ruined by a DNA test. This is the exact reason why some things are better left alone,the kids are the ones who pay the ultimate price. Men never learn yooooh 🤦🏾‍♀️

[Stevyn-EN @_steevoh]

Akuna story wakenya wamedharau kama iyo ya ebola 😂😂😭

[MaishManⓂ️ @maish_simo]

@Kawy_Pam Hapa hata anaeza adhirika ako kwa hatari sana.

[Kawira @Kawy_Pam]

Normalize using 'I' unless you're pregnant!