Endorphina🌸

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

Australia being the only Asian team left in the World Cup

[A Black Doltjie @B____D___]

God sitting there shaking his head

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

“A leader who does not want the crown is the one who deserves it the most”

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

???????

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[ian @itsianraymond]

this weekend was so bagel… #Everything

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Saying “no thanks I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

Coloniser trifecta I know that’s right!

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[tweets, but heroic @thethirtysixco]

they’re calling it the greatest evolutionary chart of all time

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

Ordered jeans three sizes bigger so they could be baggy and they’re too tight

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

They told Lauryn Hill the BET Awards was last week, that’s why she there on time

[v! @Vullety]

you walking in and seeing this 😭

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[lindy @Lindyyay]

To keep a live cricket in so you can scare the life out of your aunt, who has only shown you love and generosity.

[Adrenaline @iamadrenaline_]

If Mexico wins on Tuesday I'm going to settle down