maymay

26. | she/her | less talking more observing.

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

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[carbonbuns @carbonbuns]

whatsapp as a medium of corporate communication needs to be permanently banned. i wish i could block everyone. you should NOT be fully available to your workplace all the time. respectfully, please, please get a life outside of work. why are you messaging me at 10pm.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

For someone who Can’t Keep Doing This Anymore I seem to keep Doing This a Lot

[alien crime lord @user823493247]

genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Amar @ruag_rama]

All my irls posting Samay Raina reels on insta as if he's some philosopher. Collective IQ if this country is at the lowest level RN

[Mrs. Hazel @mrs__hazel]

Indian millennials and Gen Z will mock their WhatsApp trusting parents but are basically the punk version of the later, a matcho bollywood blockbuster is all thats needed to tranquillise any critical thinking cells in their brains.

[love drops @lovedropx]

when you hit 26 your only options are kill yourself or keep on living . this also happens everyday

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

im either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work 😭

[S @nlvvc_]

they should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you

[Oshaz @ThisisOshaz_]

What doesn’t kill you gives you cortisol spike, weight gain and hair loss.

[r͛ @9lsvq]

losing your spark is so weird like wtf happened to me

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" my heart was ripped out of my chest

[Chaté 🧊🦉 @Chatnovski]

My biggest red flag is that I’m always subconsciously prepared to spend the rest of my life alone.

[🦢 @meishato]

being self-aware doesn’t stop the spiral, it just means i get to watch it happen and hate myself for it

[Andrew McCormack @_AMcCormack7]

Starc Chapel #Ashes #AUSvENG