majalya (she/her)

ive never gotten an oil change on time

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

I would like to nominate myself to teach a psych/ sociology class based on the bachelor franchise...hear me out

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

an honest glimpse into post grad life: i can afford dashpass and hulu live now, but in exchange its all i have to call a social life

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

bro i work at a ski shop in texas and everyday i think tf is this like y do we exist here

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

now HE understood the assignment

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

people will really post four photos of an actor in different movies and say "he understood the assignment" like it's not their job to literally become different people

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

Hallmark Christmas movies are just wholesome porn.

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

kids born december 2020 are corona boomers (credits @1webStarr1 )

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

@Jason_Macrander can you confirm this will be happening if we close?

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

@merestam (singular) yike. you good?

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

you could had a bach b*tch,
insta model,
helped her with her career,
a million followers

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

BOTH OF HIS FINAL TWO LEFT???!?!!!!

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

Dr. Kjellmark 🐐 has seen me tear up more than anyone else in my college career

[charlie @chunkbardey]

wait not to be a bitch but literally what does the future hold

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

I need more dessert options on campus

[Jimmy Franklin @JimmLF]

my sister just named her baby Theo which i can only assume is short for Theohiostateuniversity

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

I've spent my whole adult life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair

[majalya (she/her) @majalyaa]

how tf are there people who don’t overthink their every move

[anna @annatlweaver]

are you “seeing people’s auras” or do you just have blurry vision

[white zinfangirl @sammxantha]

coronavirus made flights so cheap y’all can finally afford to hang out with your internet boyfriend