Chris Major

Humanist. Realist. Optimist. "A good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge".

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@AlabamaRN1227 @Rep_CAJohnson @DonaldJTrumpJr Great book! Can’t wait for the sequel. Bit spicy though. I hope you don’t let your children read it…

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@jeremymunson @Rainmaker1973 “A theoretical calculation”

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@TeaPainUSA Yawn

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@ianbremmer Really like your work, but that’s two cringeworthy posts now in a row. One more and I’m going to unfollow and take all of my 6 followers with me.

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@scribe_ezra @Marty_Shannon @RepMTG "Remember, if the time should come, when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort”. Page 56, Harry Potter and the philosophers stone.

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@ZebdiNasser @waitbutwhy Pascales wager. You can’t have it both ways.

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@JesseTinsley Soo…you’re an RPO?

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@JohnRentoul Nirvana and Smells like teen spirit.

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@SamHarrisOrg 6. A short history of nearly everything (bill Bryson)
7. Anything by conn igguldon
8. I, pilgrim

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@LukeAnglindoor @MickAtheist They did this because when people dial 1-1-1 in a panic/ hurry the older telephone sometimes couldn’t register it, and the call would need to be made again. Triple 9 allows time for the system to recognise the number first time, every time.

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@_Four_Horsemen Thanks for everything!

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@jasonnazar @Comparably This is great! If you have an hour to register and like getting nonsensical irrelevant info. Keep up the good work.

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

@CNN The last one? Quick! Kill it and crush up its horn. If you eat it under a full moon on the 3rd day of Passover between 1-2pm on a Tuesday in the dawning of the age of Aquarius, it will definitely cure baldness and impotence and bring good fortune to your family.

[Chris Major @majorchrisjohn]

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Robert Mueller meets with President Donald Trump... #TheSimpsons

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This might be the best 65 seconds in TV history. @jaketapper, FTW. https://t.co/Y9G6R2Hv48

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This was massive !! https://t.co/OlYHzZXB2S

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