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Chocolate candy bounty hunter. Part-time hope dealer.

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@karenfthompson From the mouths of babes. 😆😆

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@karenfthompson She's such a good mix of her mom and dad. You did right to take the trip!

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@karenfthompson @farley_avril Ain't that the truth!!

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@karenfthompson Thank goodness no breaks or pops! My dad is 91 and dislocated his hip last month. Took three weeks to get him cleared as fall risk. Not looking forward to getting old. 60's are bad enough.

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@Roni19502 @karenfthompson Mafioso ties possibly?

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@karenfthompson With my current job, I tell everyone its the one job that took me a lifetime to find. Sounds like this is yours.

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@karenfthompson That's a one a spicy meatball. 🥵

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@karenfthompson Everyone needs their own "secret garden" or in this case, secluded swimming hole. 🥰

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@karenfthompson Woohoo! Congrats!! They got one helluva new hire!

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@karenfthompson Sending hugs and good vibes! 🥰🥰

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@karenfthompson Good for you, bad for them. A company never realizes their top performers until they're gone. Just wait, they'll probably contact you. When they ask you to come back, give them some outrageous number that you know they could never meet.

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@karenfthompson Good for you. A company should stand by their people exercising their own rights.

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@sadleftist @pissoffluvv @latinagothgf Funny thing, best friends talk shit about each other all the time. Best friends also keep secrets. Best friends do shit that drive you crazy, but a friend is also the one that wakes up next to you in a hail cell and says, that was some crazy shot last night.

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@angel_0f_deathx The reply, henceforth known as "Dicketh ineth box". Otherwise known as cocketh blocketh of Uruk-hai.

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@blaketaras @RepCuellar Cuellar is democrat in name only. This vote highlights that. He is the only democrat to vote with Republicans and is the only one pardoned by Trump (along with his wife) to avoid a 20+year jail sentence. Now we see why he didnt switch to the GOP. Much better for Trump this way.

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@karenfthompson I didn't go searching it out. I didn't ask for it. I didn't even want it, but it found me, 3.62 Kg. And I already was looking to get rid of at least that much to begin with! And we've still got cookies and candy to stare at. I better eat it all before my wife gets any ideas. 😆

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@karenfthompson Merry Christmas!! 🎄⛄️🎅❄️

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@karenfthompson I bet it still eats the same!! Yum!

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@injunjohn86 @SenSchumer Social Security coverage for teachers varies by state and position: 33 states opt in to Social Security. 13 states, including Washington, D.C., opt out. 5 states have mixed Social Security policy based on school district policy.