Maka Beans

I suck at introductions (:

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

@jerrel_allen @zeexonline They’ve both always been raunchy (shout out Jon & Hannah Love Island season 1) but the main difference is they’ve started FORCING it in recent US seasons & it’s putting me off tbh

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

@jerrel_allen @zeexonline I’ve watched every season of both.

Go watch the first episode of the current UK season then watch the first episode of the current US season. For the UK episode, my speakers weren’t blown out by constant making out with the mics turned all the way up 🫠

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

@LSUomaha8 @617aloe @whatisagarrett Fun fact: full consent is needed to engage in sexual activities with anyone, even hoes (:

[me🫶🏽 @menolikstress]

It’s war on real bitches in that villa LMAO first Bea, now Sol

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

@normalgirlvibes @nictheeyekon @cherrycolacocoa Ooof the way she kept mispronouncing Kayda clearly on purpose pissed me tf OFFFFF 😭

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

I’ve faced way more peer pressure to drink in my adult life than I ever did as a teenager 😭

[Zion @zionszzn]

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

@estherzelda0514 I’d just like to add a comment that Abercrombie & Fitch has a “curve love” line of jeans that is in fact a “i gain in my ass” like of pants. Saved my LIIIFE 😭

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

@shitpost9000 @elkelk Hi yes last time I was the last one to board a plane there was no overhead space for my carry on & it was a whole thing. 10/10 do not recommend (:

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I love my cat so much man

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Being 28 is so weird because you feel like you’re 23 but then you meet someone who’s 23 and realize what 5 years does for you.

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

i hate it when hair wash day lines up with arms & shoulders day

[Coltyn @SurvivorFan03]

Do you guys think he knows he's interrupting Survivor right now? #Survivor #Survivor49

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

me to my cat: “you are beautiful. you are loved. you are wise.”

[Maka Beans @makasgotbeans]

@bmerlinhoot

[Travis☆ @isthat_travis]

Of all animals, the cat family have the most insane aura