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[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry can’t make it out tonight something came up

[Panko A. Cat’s Mom @fatfatpankocat]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🥂🎉🪩

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

they hate to see a silly goose winning

[kev @bigtallgayguy]

this is how your email finds me

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

the walls of my stomach seeing me eat yet another crunchwrap supreme

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

the "devils lettuce" is actually coleslaw, not weed.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.

[Rich Liebig @RichLiebig]

Did Ned bribe someone at #SNL to write that skit? It was weird. The premise of that skit could have been funny but their writing hit flat. Not to mention, their jokes totally let Ned off the hook for what he did. "Even Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce!" It was very off-putting. #TryGuys

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

[Kendal ☽ @candidlyken]

so the #tryguys drama is a lot but it really opened my eyes to one thing: we’ve ALL been watching Try Guys content behind closed doors?? You mean to tell me I could’ve discussed my Try Guys theories with any one of y’all this whole time???

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package otw

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

after almost six months of my check engine light bein on i’m happy to announce is jus went off by itself. problem solved

[Chanandler Bong @Grim_The_Stoner]

"I can change him"

Baby girl change your oil :/

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Mr President what is your plan for cancelling my upcoming AfterPay payments

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if you’re complaining about student loan debt being a teeny tiny bit cancelled, have u considered that i am very cute and pretty and deserve a cute little discount? really makes you think.

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

my two modes are “borderline doing stand up comedy” and “quiet and scared like a feral kitten”