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[. @makeitreinss]

a spider just crawled onto my toe and I did the opening vocal solo from christina aguileras beautiful

[. @makeitreinss]

@alexisonian I could not be more serious about my sexual attraction to bob ross

[. @makeitreinss]

@wulf0ut @itsjessiess Its mutual boo

[. @makeitreinss]

just remembered in grade two my reading buddy used to make me take my retainer out because my voice "grossed her out"

[tgrands @taygrandy]

The time @makeitreinss was so lit she stomach dived onto a ping pong table will forever be imprinted into my brain

[. @makeitreinss]

A man with one eye and a ferret walk into a bar..

This isnt the start of a joke this literally just happened, hostel bars are fucking weird

[. @makeitreinss]

does crying burn calories

[. @makeitreinss]

I just told this guy he was a typical cis man and he was like I'M NOT A SIS!!!???? and I'm just like

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

iggy azalea makes music for girls who are doing community service for stealing earrings from claires

[. @makeitreinss]

lesbianism is when your elderly prof stunts on a meninist in class and you accidentally start clapping

[. @makeitreinss]

@twitter you say you've changed your guidelines to stand against terrorism but look at roseanne barr's cover photo

[. @makeitreinss]

STAR WARS Jfjdjsksiososisidiicucfyydy

[. @makeitreinss]

Mr Noodles powder is 98% salt 2% human ashes

[ㅤ @anamericangod]

kids in 2015: hold on let me post these lollapalooza pics

kids in 1915: *waits 3 weeks to receive telegraph* bartholomew has died of polio

[que cera cera @axtang]

could a baby crowdsurf