MaKenna DeVore

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

If you ever see me staring off into space, I’m probably daydreaming about cold brew. Please don’t interrupt me.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

Physically I am:
- circling back
- following up
- getting that going for you
Mentally I am:
- thinking about my wedding dress

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

Orchids, lilies, magnolias

[Jordan “Wilt” Chamberlain @_izeah]

Woman, what are your favorite flowers? Because I’m hearing most woman really don’t like roses.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

It’s just tile. It’s just tile. It’s just tile.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

Low key want to take up golf.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

Me: I need to cut back on socials

Also me: joins BeReal and Threads in the same week

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

@alttramonte Did he really?? That would be amazing

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

Hear me out: a podcast hosted by Aaron Sorkin where the cast of the West Wing come on and explain what’s going on in national and international politics.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

@TRThomas96 Autocorrect 😂😂

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

@TRThomas96 Really it could just be Josh Lyman and C.J. Gregg, with occasional guest appearances from the others.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

@TRThomas96 Yes, in character.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

The amount of people who have sent me the “going to watch Barbie after Oppenheimer” video is how I know I’m living my life right.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

*insert sub-tweet here*

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

My toxic trait is that I think buying a Bronco would solve 99% of my problems.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

I wonder if the people at my local Wendy’s talk about the woman who comes through multiple times a week and only orders a large fry.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

@MarisolSaldanaa Miley would be so proud 🥲

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

Apple Maps: There was a crash ahead, is it still there?
Me: Idk, can’t see that far yet.
Apple Maps: How about now?
Me: Almost, let me just get over this hill.
Me, 2 seconds later: Yes. Yes it is still there.
Apple Maps: Never mind, too late. I’ll ask someone else.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

The giants of Gath were the remnant of the Anakim. Their territory was conquered, and those few who remained fled to the cities of Philistia.

When David stepped out in the valley of Elah, he did so on precedent - that God promised them this land, and that giants could be slain.

[emily may @emilykmay]

Were you evangelical enough for your wi-fi network to be “Novacom” and the password “applesauce?”

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

@TRCThomas96 Things I did after 9:30 -

1. Washed my hair
2. Made my lunches for the rest of the week
3. Listened to 4 chapters of the Fellowship of the Ring audiobook
4. Had a great conversation with one of my best friends

See? Sleeping is a waste of time.

[MaKenna DeVore @makenna_devore]

Turns out 99% of my problems come from one thing.

At 11 PM, sleeping feels like a waste of time; at 5 AM it feels like the only thing worth doing.