Makenzi Kayte

JESUS

[Makenzi Kayte @makholtzclaw]

In my dream I got a bunch of retweets and likes by tweeting “when I can’t find a cup, I get a cup”

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@ControlChaosEdu I love this!!

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@marialfc !!!!!! Poor guy

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@kathleenfuery_ @LoveisBlindShow And Jessica 🤷🏼‍♀️

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My one request. Stop saying “sheeesh.” Thank you.

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Cancel “13 Reasons Why” and take it off Netflix. Thanks 😊

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@billieeilish Texas😭

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@billieeilish + @Olivia_Rodrigo plz

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@CalebFlemingTX @texasroadhouse That is hilarious.

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Edna showed up first and then their theme music played and I just started weeping happy tears

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I just had a dream where everyone in the world had to be executed and I kept praying that God would save us and the the incredibles show up 😂

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And Toby from this is us whispered to all of my family as each person got evaluated (bc he was the one doing the evaluation) and said “3rd floor” so we all went to the 3rd floor and turned off the lights and then spotlights showed on this tower and the incredibles were there-

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When people say the word simp I automatically think of that episode of phineas and ferb when candice had squirrels in her pants

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What if we all started out as 100 and then aged backwards

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@molliethompsonn Bc Jenna wasn’t HOME and we’re on the same episode

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Kelly Cooper: Terrible Movie. Only true fans know

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Yes, I still text my mom my selfies and ask her which one is best

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Bro I feel that

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April fools! Haha. I haven’t even been short this whole time...... got em

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

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