Makenna

[Makenna @maksade17]

@jcoll1221 Absolutely

[Makenna @maksade17]

“Makenna your butt is chaos.”

[Makenna @maksade17]

“I would literally give you the bra off my boobs”

[Makenna @maksade17]

No one:
Me: All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar

[Makenna @maksade17]

If my weighted blanket smothered me I would definitely be cured of my anxiety

[Makenna @maksade17]

If you mistake inconvenience as oppression, you’re privileged.

[Makenna @maksade17]

You ever think about how if natural selection was still really prevalent in humans like prehistoric times, you would definitely be dead? Cuz same.

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

I’ve been wearing an underwire bra since I was twelve you can wear a mask

[Makenna @maksade17]

“Brothers don’t kiss you guys are weird” - Jason to Newt and Linus 😂

[Makenna @maksade17]

Jason had 8 months to practice his Mario Kart game and I still whoop his ass every time.

[Makenna @maksade17]

@DStruss1 But well spoken brother 💕

[Makenna @maksade17]

@DStruss1

[Makenna @maksade17]

I can’t believe all this shit is going on in the world and y’all dumb bitches are still posting your pyramid scheme bullshit and your outrage towards Target being closed, but not a man being murdered.

[double o @ultravi0let98]

If you identify as a woman, and you’ve HAD to laugh to de-escalate an awkward situation with a man, please RT.
Could be unwarranted attention, a creepy joke, any form of harassment. Please RT

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

If you marched in a pink pussy hat but you won’t stand with black Americans, your feminism isn’t intersectional, it’s performance (and bullshit)

[Makenna @maksade17]

“Shake my ass for a turkey sammich” - @KayleeMorlock

[Makenna @maksade17]

Took all my plans and put them in a box, phantom pains for the wings I lost.

[Makenna @maksade17]

My mom is the funniest person I know hands down 😂