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[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

I was so tired last night that when I went to set my alarm
I just typed 7 into my calculator... needless to say I’m a little late

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

Just got Twitter back, why’s it got so many ads now tho

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

“This world is bound to change but I’m glad I know the one who always stays the same.” 🤍🎵

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

S/O to the couple that was parked at Chick-fil-A and didn’t see me walk up to their car with their food as they continued to make out until I reluctantly knocked on the window.... I really don’t know who felt more awkward

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

@sami_loveless smh you would

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

I promise absolutely no one reads the novels you put on Instagram describing 2020. Save it for Facebook. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

Nobody:

Emily: buy eggs, chocolate chips and can you bring me a surprise gift?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

RIP to an absolute legend.

[Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount]

🍂 It’s November! That means there are only...

🦃🍽 25 Days Until #Thanksgiving
☃️❄️ 50 Days Until #Winter
🎁🔔 53 Days Until #ChristmasEve
🎅🏼🎄 54 Days Until #Christmas
🌟🍸 60 Days Until #NewYearsEve

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

One thing I’ve learned from working at Chick-fil-A is that Karen’s are REAL 🥴

[Bryce Klein @Bryce_klein5]

I would like to give a big shoutout to our volleyball team. They won our schools first ever county championship and were having one of the best seasons in school history. This is not the ending you guys deserved but you should still be proud of everything you accomplished.

[Relatable Feelings @omgrelatabIe]

I need a break from everything.

[TeacherGoals @teachergoals]

True story.

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

I’m tired of politics

[Ally Ragsdale @allyragsdale]

Either God will tell you “Well done” or the world will, but you can’t hear it from both.

[Andrew Thomas @AndrewMichaelT]

The best way to find love is to find God.

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

a relationship should be 50/50. i’ll be the dj and you’ll be the driver

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

if you’re in any of my classes & I respond to your discussion post, pls don’t read it. I’m just trynna to reach that word count

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THANK YOU to the 28,000+ Firefighters and other First Responders who are battling wildfires across California, Oregon, and Washington. I have approved 37 Stafford Act Declarations, including Fire Management Grants to support their brave work. We are with them all the way!

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

@fritzair Canby, Oregon

[Mal🇺🇸 @mal_pal_2020]

My friends in Oregon are having to pack up & leave due to a forest fire that is headed straight for their homes...praying a little extra tonight for all those being affected by this 🙏🏼 #PrayForOregon