Mallory Sisson

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

@ESisson7 Did ya

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Let’s gooooo

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Gimme all the 3s

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Been a good run Vols ❤️

[Marshall Hughes @marshallhughes]

Admiral's teammates describing his dunk is everything. #Vols

[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

Grant is getting hit more than Guarantano

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

I’m about to lose my 💩 right here in the Cheesecake Factory.

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

girl at the doctors office been waiting for a long time and she went up to the counter crying saying her dad was just put on hospice and she needed to be with him and she didn’t have time to wait and she started crying. And now I’m crying cause I feel you girl. #canihugastranger

[gmannVOLS @gmannVOLS]

Recruit: so you won an SEC Championship?

Butch: yes sir

Recruit: while you were a head coach at Tennessee?

Butch:

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Old man: Let me ask you something.
Me: Alright.
Old man: Why does a young and gorgeous gal like you have tattoos?
Me: 😑because I like them and it’s my body
Old man: Well at least you gave an answer.
Why are your balls hanging out of your pajamas for me to have to see, Bob?

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Having a dance party with the guy in front of me sitting in traffic #itslit #iseeyou 👀👀

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Ahem @ESisson7

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Ok I don’t care what anyone says, but the most disrespectful thing you can do to me is say “is that all?” after I show you a video clip or meme that made me laugh hysterically for 5 minutes

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Almost done 😬🙃💉💉💉 https://t.co/4ME9IaQfHA

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

I don’t want to work I don’t want to work I don’t want to work I don’t want to work I don’t want to work

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

This honestly going better than expected.

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Does every company have at least one person that’s about as useless as the “g” in lasagna? #mybloodpressureisrising

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

Kawhi’s laugh had @KevinHart4real WEAK. 🤣

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

@ESisson7 That’s sounds better

[Mallory Sisson @mal_sisson]

Lol am I crazy for spending money and driving to Auburn to watch the Vols in a couple weeks 😅😅😅