mlc

[mlc @malacas___]

Un pezón pero es un vape sabor durazno.

[l @jnscir]

a vida quando vc é cara de pau e nao liga de mandar mensagem

[mlc @malacas___]

Tu novio el que compra ropa en Zara Kids?

[cassie @pepsidogonline]

We live in a south park episode

[Catalina Stark @CatharsisValley]

Falto varios días a clase en la universidad del perreo, el profe: hace mucho tiempo que te quiero ver.

[mlc @malacas___]

Me meto a ig
Veo una historia
La subieron hace 30s
Muero de cringe

[Jay Cinema @JayCinemaa]

If I owe you a text back imagine what I owe the government

[YK @YungKeezyYK]

Women really cooked with the "if he wanted to he would" cause fr I don't wanna

[Hayden @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Eclipse

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

If smurfs and minions were real I would incite a race war between them

[Wavy☆ @Wavyswago]

How I be moving in front of the mirror when the fit hits just right

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Mama mia...

[mlc @malacas___]

Caramelización para la nación.

[nate. @f_jxr_]

normalize lying to anyone who is too curious about your private life.

[Fernando. @ContaFer_1]

Sinceramente desde que whatsapp transcribe los audios, ya no los oigo y las palabras que no detecta, me las invento.

[ilence @Hilenceee]

It’s so disappointing watching a beautiful girl do hoe stuff.

[mlc @malacas___]

No me hagan preguntas pendejas porque me paso de honesto.