Cricket *They/Them*

That millennial your newsroom warned about. Trans, queer, Jew, poet, service dog handler, eating disorder relapse/recovery. MSU Roadrunner class of?? They/them.

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Hi twitter. Hi, @USAA @USAA_help. Settle in, because I've got a freaking story for you. And because I am desperately hoping that taking my issue to this platform instead might help resolve it.

The TL:DR version: USAA **lost** my car after I was in an accident on August 5th. 1/

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

You know of all the Rowling shenanigans, we don’t talk enough about how movie Lavender Brown was Black until they recast the part with a white girl so a main character could date her.

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For the most part I’m doing okay, but part of why I’m back on here is to let folks know that and to say that I still have a few of the Baby Yoda coffee cozies as well as some new cotton foraging/produce bags. All designed and created by me, a disabled, trans, queer student.

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God help me, but I’ve decided (again) to give this platform a try. 😅

Some updates!

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2. I’m currently unemployed and have been since October. It’s a very, very long story and there’s very, very little I can share on such a public platform unfortunately.

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TWITTER. HI. HOW Y’ALL BEEN??

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Context: I’m taking a Chicano history course now and it’s been shocking and kind of shameful to realize what a total information void I’ve learned about the American colonization of Mexico, even as I’ve now spent years trying to actively fill in the gaps.

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Dear @yourewrongabout - have you done any episodes about Chicano history, the Mexican-American War, lynchings and land seizures, and on and on?

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Celebrating my 36th birthday by crying on the couch listening to Landslide. This…seems right.

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And yes he fucked up a whole hell of a lot but I’m choosing to hope he’s learned and wants to do better this time..? Anyway. I’m excited and it’s fun to have geeky things to get excited about.

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Okay honestly a big motivator for returning to twitter is that Doctor Who news has me NEEDING MY NERDS

I’m on a rewatch now for the first time in a few years (& since I’ve taken a few film classes, which is REALLY interesting) and S1 has me so excited to have RTD helm again.

[David Lo Pun-ch Nazis @helpmeskeletor]

Lol

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Y’all but I went mushroom foraging yesterday and it was such a successful hunt!!!

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Haha, so I’m not in the habit of checking twitter again yet, sorry, may take a minute…

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@NeolithicSheep OMG HI I LOVE YOU!!! That’s AMAZING!!!! I’m going to DM you my new phone #.

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*tentatively emerges from their twitter nonexistence*

Dunno how long this’ll last. If at all. But I miss y’all? Terrifying as this hellhole continues to be, I still miss it. Twitter is my favorite queer dive bar full on with all the endless fights and drama and I love it.

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@taxtherapist505 Love you friend!! I still have your stickers on my electric scooter and think of you often.