Jamal

IT Watchamacallit Guy, Picky about BBQ, Obsessed with anything fast

[Jamal @malanius]

@FosterFarms
Bag of wings, one wing inside.
I’m tired of the lies y’all.

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I can’t be the only one bored with all things nowadays. We need a visitor from another planet to spice things up or something.

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Seriously, whoever stole the ancient talisman that has unleashed this curse known as “2020”, could you please return it promptly?

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@kron4news @FoxNewsSunday @MSNBC @CNN How is this not important? We get it, Trump sells. But FTLOG cover other issues.

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Sometimes the sexiest thing a man can do is ask a woman permission to touch her. Somehow men nowadays think this is a optional step.
#askher

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#ChangeOscarsMind A sandwich consists of two pieces of bread with stuff in the middle. Nobody separates their hotdog bun into two pieces, they part it. Be proud, you’re in a class of your own.

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@ATTCares Thanks for finally figuring out how to kick me off the OG unlimited plan you sneaky POS. I swear to God you and Comcast are morally bankrupt. #allaboutthemoney

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@stillings Dude thought that was you on Survivor cast lineup. Bottom left. #doubletake

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@Apple Better yet, lets make a mouse that you charge on the bottom so if it dies you can't use it in anyway until it has power #designflaws

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@Apple Hey we should create a mouse with no indication of being powered on and no indication it's currently charging #designoverfunction

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@BofA_Help The worst phone support system ever. Seriously if you don't want to talk to people just remove your phone number #FAIL

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@cbennett415 Why you show up on my flipboard?

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@ImmortanJoey I'll hit you up if I get out to that side of town.

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@ImmortanJoey You kicking rocks for good?

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@cbennett415 hot creepin'

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@cbennett415 @cappstreetcrap Don't need no stinkin' 4K

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@cbennett415 That high school life.

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@ImmortanJoey Told y'all it's a horrible feeling.

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@ImmortanJoey clearly you are listening to the wrong songs.

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@GoodSamSanJose When your ER Dr calls just to see how you're doing two days later #muchlove