mediocre mal

Anslem Douglas originally composed a song called “Doggie” which was then covered by the Baha Men and renamed it “Who Let The Dogs Out”

[neighborhoodbriyonce @briyonc_ay]

Hunter sitting at home rn #Debates2020

[LB @LaneBang_]

starting the day off with a run is an excellent way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

@ZachIsADouche Mia was struggling with this tonight as well, in the rain.

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

Setting an alarm for 4:30am really hits different after a holiday weekend.

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

No song gets me hyped the way Red Kingdom by Tech N9ne does. Idk what it is, but queue that up and I instantly become untouchable.

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s just me, my thighs, and my thoughts

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

I would like to formally unsubscribe from all beer reps sending emails with 7 sell sheets attached via PDF.

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

Did I do the worm in stage at bingo last night? Yes. That’s showbiz babyyyy.

[Heaven @HeavenSentMel]

Due to Covid-19 I will not shake hands or hug anymore, You may either Kneel or Bow to me

[Aaron Roland @ARo_17]

Dear @mlb: Lift blackout restrictions this year.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

SEX

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

Classic lady date talk 🖤

[Teddy Hawley @teddyhawley]

If you only have the option to dip a chicken wing/drummy into ranch or blue cheese and you choose blue cheese. You disgust me.

[zoe @ZoeyDinkla]

did you puke in the bowl used for popcorn as a kid or are you normal

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

“You know what Mal... can I call you Mal? I have only known you one hour, but I’ve seen you climb a boat ladder with a piece of pizza hanging out your mouth.. you are a classy bitch.” Love to hear it.

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

Having my second bad hair day in a row, and honestly, it’s disrespectful to my bloodline.

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

If my 50 followers on twitter doesn’t prove to you I’m an influencer, my 4 followers on Tik Tok sure as shit will.

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

Summaaa chawwwp 💇🏼‍♀️

[mediocre mal @malbdepropp]

Starting my morning with a nice crisp alka seltzer, cold brew, & @stoolpresidente explain the call her daddy drama.