Malcolm

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

We’re not meant to live like this bro we are not

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me :

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

One thing I love about American politics is the amount of people who have never left their hometown will tell you exactly, confidently, what the world is like.

[Malcolm @malboa12]

Life truly is exhausting

[Malcolm @malboa12]

Made a Bluesky profile https://t.co/vvLsp1koGG

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

It’s still the Gulf of Mexico.

Just like this is still Twitter.

[Jarel @MrJWells619]

You look away for 30 minutes and miss out on 10 new rights being taken away

[Malcolm @malboa12]

I’m at the point in life where every little thing just pisses me off 😒

[Malcolm @malboa12]

Car washes be charging top tier prices for garbage tier washes these days

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

It’s margarita degrees outside

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

luckily if you switch from video games to microsoft excel and then do it for 8 hours instead of 3, none of these things happen

[☔ @Whotfismick]

you just had to be there

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Me: I hate country music

Beyoncé: *drops two country songs*

Me:

[𐚁 @kaypatricktayo]

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Every time

[Malcolm @malboa12]

Instagram is such a trash app now

[Keion @Keionisbored]

Anybody that calls this website "X" was at the Capitol for January 6th