Mallory

social worker; i talk a lot

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

The first image that shows up when people search my name on google... (open picture).

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

@netflix it ain’t working

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

can someone pls explain why storage bins are so expensive?

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

OPHELIA RECORDS SHOWCASE - SEVEN LIONS: FULL MOON PARTY - SEPT 23RD: https://t.co/aXq6k4ISbj

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

“The Undisputed Best Show on TV” - @complex

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Bred for endless puppies. Tied up on a chain. Down to just 12.5kg (25lbs). Unrecognisable as a Golden Retriever.

That was 3 weeks ago. I told Tina she'd get a special treat if she survived and got up to 20kg.

Today she got her 100 tennis balls...

[gabitha. @igabitha]

outgrowing people is very real. we all bloom in different seasons and sometimes you might be evolving in different areas of life, faster than your peer or partner. it can be painful when you realize. will they catch up to you someday? maybe. that’s none of your concern though.

[lizzie (இ‸ ✚\\)໒꒱˚+ @digi_pup]

i judge u very heavily on how u talk abt homeless people and addicts

[Bri Raineri @bri_raineri25]

don’t ask me to do shit Friday I’m staying in and watching the early premiere of the last of us

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

Someone come to Brooklyn and see @brasstracks with me 😭❤️

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

@jvjgng @1iota @vmas @MTV Hey! Do we know why seated superfan time starts at 12pm?

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

Is it just me or did every single person get married this month?

[goomy @playdohteeth]

not feeling very Barbie girl in the Barbie world lately

[CNN @CNN]

Driving may be dangerous but being mindful of the risks can help us be better drivers. @DrSanjayGupta talks to traffic psychologist, Dwight Hennessy, about how we can stay calm and focused behind the wheel.

Listen to this week's episode of Chasing Life. https://t.co/5ncIief6U2

[NBC News @NBCNews]

The Highland Park, Illinois, tragedy where 6 people were killed and 38 injured marks the 309th mass shooting in the U.S. in 2022, according to the Gun Violence Archive. https://t.co/sQbpMPN04E

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

I love that in @UmbrellaAcad they fight each other to death for, like, fun 😂

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

@BYLomz @adtr Update: I'm actually going to the CT show

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

Would do absolutely anything to see @adtr in August. Too bad tickets are currently almost $200, that's without taxes, etc. 🥺☹️

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

Hi world, as of today I've officially lost 17 pounds on my diet. That's pretty neat 😎

[stranger writers @strangerwriters]

To create the Upside Down our art department used:
63,432 lbs of urethane resins
272,500’ of rope
18,300 pool noodles
78,000 sq ft of bubble wrap

[Mallory @malbreitzxo]

Hi world. I've lost 6.6 pounds so far on my new diet and I could not be happier. First time I've ever been able to commit to a healthy lifestyle and I'm so happy to continue this healthy chapter of my life