Mason Malzahn

Hawaiian shirts, dinosaurs, and occasionally partying too hard

[🤠 @will_selecta]

Kind of pisses me off when smoking weed and listening to Steely Dan fixes me. Like no I was supposed to work through that constructively

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

yt ppl really do be cutting donuts in half at work

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

The NFL record for most games in a regular season with 400+ passing yards is 4. It’s a three-way tie between:

-1984 Dan Marino. Maybe the most legendary season ever considering the era. Always pops up in these sorts of stats. Insane. Hell yeah.

-2013 Peyton Manning. All-time single season record for passing touchdowns and yards. Makes sense.

-2018 Ryan Fitzpatrick. He played 5 full games that season.

[Lex P🪬 @LexP__]

The replay value of drank in my cup is insane. This hoe sound like it came out yesterday

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

yo what the FUCK did Apple do to the iPhone keyboard because I genuinely feel like I’m losing my mind typing these days

[Mason Malzahn @malcat89]

@Jack_Heller1 @MarquesEversoll Stackhouse szn

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

✨ pocket pancake ✨

[Jack Heller @Jack_Heller1]

I’ve been here a time or two

[Mason Malzahn @malcat89]

@megalodon523 A weatherman can only be so accurate

[Meg @megalodon523]

It’s the hottest day of the year

[frankie @frankieats]

unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please

[Jack Heller @Jack_Heller1]

We in your city doin our dance

[subscribe to the state of the league patreon @JoestarJokic]

70 degrees with the windows wide open

[Jack Heller @Jack_Heller1]

Perspective beers: beers that increase your perspective

[Josh “Hoggin” Cribbs @HogginCribbs]

Need the details on this. Pls tell me where I can find.

[Mason Malzahn @malcat89]

Oh lord just might be the hottest day of the year 🥵

[Jack Heller @Jack_Heller1]

Nasty? Ya no doubt