Malcolm van Delst

Stands out as a lazy writer in a profession notorious for idlers and bums.

[Malcolm van Delst @malcolm8]

While Lydia Yuknavitch's "Chronology of Water" is an actual memoir, and "Do the Wrong Thing: Book One" is a work of fiction, both books explore "taboo" topics with transgressive humour and a gleeful approach to rule-breaking. You'll laugh and cry.

https://t.co/muwPPiDLt2

[Frances Widdowson @FrancesWiddows1]

BREAKING NEWS @ULethbridge and @ULFAssociation !!!!

[Malcolm van Delst @malcolm8]

@lavemowill @grok Omg, you're Little Billy Tables (sic)!

[Malcolm van Delst @malcolm8]

@Slatzism @reduxx @hirohiro5670 Upside down world. :(

[ColdJack @TheColdJack]

7 years after “How dare you!”, Greta Thunberg is laughing her ass off at the climate movement.

[Malcolm van Delst @malcolm8]

@Slatzism @reduxx Now be a woman and wear that in a classroom.

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

ladies, how could you possibly resist this dance

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

*JENSEN HUANG CLAIMS HE IS IN EPSTEIN FILES IN ATTEMPT TO THWART ANY FURTHER INVESTIGATION - AP.

[Ron Butler @ronmortgageguy]

I Wasn't Kidding About Canada Becoming RENTER Nation

Take a look at this Graph

Who owns these Rental Projects?Ultimately Big Corporations, REITs & Pension Plans will be the Owners

That's our future

Homeownership is dying in Canada & it's just fine with our Government

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

> be El Salvador
> send nerds to Haiti for UN thingie
> gang kidnaps Salvadorian nerds
> bukele says "give back"
> gang "nah"
> bukele says "ok we take back"
> gang "nah, also you're a bitch"
> bukele comes to take back
> gang "wtf that's illegal, UN tell them something"
> UN says "idk bro thats crazy"
> bukele goes on social media
> "does anyone know this houses coordinates? we will bomb it"
> crowdsources OSINT nerds
> OSINT nerds deliver exact coordinates in like, 30 minutes
> bombs it exactly as promised
> goes on social media
> calls them pussies

tl;dr OSINT nerds on Twitter called in Airstrike like it's Call of Duty, never been seen before on social media

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Wow what a community note

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon

they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7

the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them

as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon

the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off

but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon

so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:

> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past

> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse

> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away

> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead

we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao

[Ron Butler @ronmortgageguy]

Is Anybody SHOCKED? While Minister Joly Was Yelling At Stelco This Massive Auto Plant Gets SOLD While She Wasn't Looking

I think Taxpayers forked over $ MILLIONS on this one

Lots of Job Guarantees

Now SOLD never to return

Time to Sue Stellantis Minister? What Happened?

2/

[Les Perreaux @perreaux]

I'm not sure Canadians grasp the scale of this catastrophe and the federal government appears to be intent on keeping it that way.

Fifteen soldiers still on venitilators three weeks later, nine in critical condition. Astonishing.

[Malcolm van Delst @malcolm8]

It's hard to understand. We know that biological sex influences bodily hormones, muscle, skeleton, etc. Feels like it should be acknowledged in this setting, not obfuscated.

[Andrea Micieli @AndreaMicieli]

If a scientific lab is not free to uphold biological reality, what exactly are we doing here?

[Malcolm van Delst @malcolm8]

Is this true?

[Guillaume Herblot 🎖️ @Guigz75116]

Le mensonge de l’ONU vient de s’effondrer en une semaine sur Haïti.

Pendant 30 ans, l’ONU et la « communauté internationale » ont multiplié les résolutions, les missions (MINUSTAH, MSS, GSF), les rapports, les expertises et les mandats limités.

Résultat : les gangs contrôlent 80-90 % de Port-au-Prince, des milliers de morts par an, plus d’un million de déplacés, un État fantôme. La Force de Suppression des Gangs, autorisée par le Conseil de sécurité, a mis plus d’un an à déployer environ 1 500 hommes avec un impact dérisoire. Les gangs ont même réussi à tendre une embuscade à des techniciens salvadoriens sous mandat ONU.

Bukele arrive. En une dizaine de jours, il déploie plus de 2 000 soldats salvadoriens davantage que toute la force ONU, hors du carcan bureaucratique et des chaînes de commandement multilatérales. Pas de six mois de négociations, pas de rapports de 200 pages, pas de « respect des droits des gangs ». Juste des soldats, des blindés, des hélicoptères, et une volonté claire.

Et soudain, les gangs se cachent. Les habitants sortent dans la rue, crient, célèbrent. Le mot d’ordre est simple : « Se débloque le pays ». Les chefs de gangs appellent l’ONU pour « dialoguer » et demander la médiation. La panique s’installe chez ceux qui terrorisaient le pays depuis des années.

Ce n’est pas un miracle. C’est la démonstration que le problème n’a jamais été « trop complexe pour être résolu ». Le problème, c’était le dogme : que seule l’approche multilatérale molle, procédurale, obsédée par les « droits humains » des criminels, pouvait être légitime. Que la souveraineté, la force décisive et les résultats concrets étaient suspects.

Bukele a déjà prouvé chez lui qu’on pouvait casser les gangs. Il vient de le montrer en Haïti en une semaine, pendant que l’ONU en parlait depuis trois décennies. Les Haïtiens dans la rue l’ont compris plus vite que les experts de New York et de Genève.

La question n’est plus « comment faire ? ».
Elle est : combien de temps encore allons-nous prétendre que les processus internationaux qui perpétuent le chaos sont la seule solution possible ?

A bon entendeur.

[Suzie Dawson @Suzi3D]

So proud of your campaign and all your amazing work raising awareness about the dangers of AI.

It was a pleasure onboarding you to Panquake!!

https://t.co/olFUo0dYgU

[Daniel Salcan @Danielsalcan_]

Allanaron la casa del presidente de Paraguay y encontraron una bóveda secreta de tecnología biométrica israelí. Hermano, latinoamérica es un capítulo de Black Mirror.

[Josh Dehaas @JoshDehaas]

Most Canadians are blissfully unaware that in addition to major newspapers and CBC, Global, CTV and City also now depend on federal subsidies. This is not healthy for democracy. Rewarding this rent-seeking also creates an unfair advantage for new entrants & prevents innovation.

[Sam Cooper @scoopercooper]

Global banking Carney was made aware of the Iranian networks in western banks in the HSBC case in UK and prior to that in Canada as the RCMP and we hope @FINTRAC_Canada and @csiscanada know — if any reporters in Ottawa could read and ask the right questions.

[Ron Butler @ronmortgageguy]

Hey Minister Bubbles If FINTRAC Was WORKING CLOSELY With US Authorities Why The Fuck Didn't You Announce The Sanctions Months Ago

Why were the Currency Stores still OPEN until the US Announcement hit

How stupid do you think Canadians are?

What a fucking liar