˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ [ he raises an eyebrow]

It's also not normal to have a Dick Hertz in a house but you don't see me complaining!

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Woaaah, calm down, big guy. People can appreciate art if they want to...

Oh, YES. I thought the hideous ugly roots were part of your aesthetic. But not at the Salon. I haven't stepped foot there in months. Let's do it here in the hair room.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Like?

Done. I'll organise it. And don't forget your charger because I'm NOT giving you mine.

Oh?

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Water is wet. And that's just the exes. One night stands I can't even recall.
Will you shoo them off if they come my way?

And after Vegas. We should go somewhere quieter. Like a field. With cats. And a fireplace.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Anywhere is good. I want to be out of here.

Vegas huh? Sure, I've been like a million times, i have at least 10 exes there.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Yeah, duh.

Cool. Where do you want to go? And I'm driving.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Can't you get a fake ID? Otherwise we'll just drive somewhere in the US. I wanna travel with you.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Okay.
Let's go to Greece.

Together..sometime

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Oh? Why this time?

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Right..well until then...
How was prison?

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

Working for Happy Feet co. ?

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

No, shut up!
I'm like, a serious crime guy now.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

It's been a while, truth be told.
The first part, absolutely not. DANCE.

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

shut uuuup, fuck youuu.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ It's weird. I'm better but I've been feeling like I'm... not even real. I sound insane. [ He lets out a sigh. ]

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

Dance Happy feet! Dance!

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

in his working for penguin era.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ [ he runs his fingers through his hair ]

Well...guess who's back!
What's a mental episode? I don't know her! Not gonna happen again.
Probably

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ Oh? That's... Shocking.

[ He presses his lips into a thin line, exhaling. ]

It's okay.. it's not like I stayed.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ It was. I was very popular with the greek men. Must have been seen as exotic or something.
.. They are not my type though.
I mostly went sightseeing.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ What?!! Hold up. Are you like...safe here or what?

...
Basically I started thinking about my life and accomplishments or well... anyway. I freaked out and went on a trip to Greece for 2 months.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ [ He's smiling a little.. only a little. He's missed him too]

So uh ... Let's just say I had a... QUARTER...life crisis.

[˗ˏˋGALLANT .ᐟ ⋆ @malcolmgallant]

@DIICKHERTZ WAAAH!

[ he falls over. Thankfully a couch was behind him. ]

HELLO? WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED. DO I LOOK LIKE A DOG TOY FOR YOU WRESTLE WITH TO YOU?!