Malcolm McKee

Digital Technologist, CTO, Scout Volunteer, Canoeist, Chartered Engineer

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@CathrynHigham @fesshole This is clearly the right answer. Maybe with “patio” though.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@fesshole Sounds like a win-win. As long as you are walking. I’d be amazed if she doesn’t know anyway.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@therfieldmfl @baudonniere @TherfieldSchool Mange tout Rodney, mange tout.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@fesshole One of the nastiest little bullies from my school grew up to be a properly nice adult who volunteered and gave a lot back, then died unexpectedly at work. I am genuinely emotionally conflicted.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@MatthewKilgour @tashalou96 Under-rated tweet. Well done.

[Grayson Healy @Grayson_Healy]

@JCP_Photo @fesshole I asked @Warburtons this a few years ago. https://t.co/9EjgepCPVF

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

Found @Nescot student ID on Southern train. Will send to Nescot unless anyone shouts here.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@FrothyDude Hey dude. So glad I randomly found you in a car park this morning and you sorted me out some powerful mental stimulant. Hope it happens again sometime.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@myrahunt @cdps_wales @chriswestc @sambrook @YiannisSeglias @BassisBetsy @johnworne 😢

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@iamsjcollins @Keir_Starmer @BorisJohnson Mate - there is only one Captain Chaos.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@TheLastLeg How about David “Gotcha” Smith?

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@myrahunt You will regret that if you hear my singing.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@johnccmay Congratulations Dr May

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

Hey @Tesco - what is the difference between “German Style Salami” and “German Salami”?

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@TamFinkelstein @Ofwat @EnvAgency @DefraGovUK Yuck. That is quite horrible.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@SMASHBengali

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@andyhelliwell District commissioner in the scouts is my second job.

[Malcolm McKee @Malcolmmckee]

@SMASHBengali May Uncle Syed be with you - always.

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