Malcolm Meatball

Fortune favours the brave!

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@devonwoodsmoke Hi Marcus, which day are you at the Meat up festival in Manchester?

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@WHATSFORDlNNER Lunch

[Altrincham FC @altrinchamfc]

Club Director, Albert Valdes, has kindly donated two all expenses paid hospitality tickets in our Sponsors Lounge for Saturday's fixture versus Chesterfield for one of our Twitter followers.

The best part? You could be in with a chance of winning them ⤵️

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[Altrincham FC @altrinchamfc]

To be in with a chance of winning, simply retweet this message, and a winner will be drawn at 5pm on Thursday 24th August.

Remember, you must be following the club to be in with a chance.

Good luck everyone 🤞

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[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@HLIntAgreements @RefugeesAtHome No s**t

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

⁦@altrinchamtoday⁩ ⁦@OurAltrincham⁩ ⁦@RugbytotsNChesh⁩ ⁦@RFU⁩ ⁦⁦@CheshireRugby⁩ ⁦@TraffordCouncil⁩ ⁦@SaleSharksRugby⁩ ⁦@RugbySaleSharks⁩ ⁦@SaleRugbyNews⁩

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@altrinchamfc A good night despite the loss. What happened to the fanzone? I was looking forward to a sausage naan and pint of craft ale….

[Altrincham Today @altrinchamtoday]

MISSING: Charlie O'Brien, 12, was last seen around 4.20pm yesterday in John Leigh Park, riding his black Carrera mountain bike.

He is 4'11 tall and of medium build, and was wearing a white Adidas top, white shorts and black Puma pumps.

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@OnceAFarmer @Shrops_Salumi chilli and ale 👌🏼😍

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@AldiUK Kamado, best £350 I’ve ever spent!

[Joz Norris @JozNorris]

I have finally recovered emotionally enough to tell the story of a Zoom corporate gig I did earlier this year which ended with the client interrupting what I was doing, asking me to do something else, and me responding by playing "Happy Birthday" on the clarinet and hanging up.

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@KickBrainTumors Yes, many. 2 deaths, 4 with ‘long covid’, life changing. Thankfully, a high proportion have fully recovered.

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[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

Wow!

[Simon Calder @SimonCalder]

Visit Wales (part of the Welsh government) says "We're good to go" and promotes "UK holidays, short breaks, and wonderful weekends in Wales."
I concurred.
This is what happened next.
https://t.co/HDqnyS6ky6

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@theribmankamado @smokeymaysbbq @theNotorious_pb

[Ewan Birney @ewanbirney]

Like I suspect a number of scientists I've been quizzed by a variety of friends and family on COVID, and its gone up recently because (a) school is back and so people can feel change around them and (b) there is a change in stats in across countries in Europe.

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@JoeBangles11 Everyone knows that Stilton is the King of all cheese!

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@jet2tweets hi, we are travelling to Cyprus on the 26-8. I understand we need a covid test before flying and provide evidence. Can you give definitive info on evidence required please?

[Gran T’s Coffee House @gran_t_coffee]

😡 is this your disrespectful child roaming the streets at 10pm last night pulling up our tree?
If you could teach your child some respect we would appreciate it.
#altrincham #hale #timperley

[Malcolm Meatball @MalcolmMeatball]

@cmajt80 Happy anniversary mate x