Junior Senior III

Fantastic Grandson, Ok Dad/Uncle, Bad Husband/Son/Brother/Nephew/Cousin, Terrible Friend

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

Classic rock songs are old as fuck now LOL!

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

The best thing about being a @Brewers fan (among many) is how fantastic their merch looks with a nice pair of khakis

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

Jesus has to be the only guy whose half birthday is only three months after his whole birthday. THIS IS WHY WE LOVE HIM!👄

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@heathercampbell I’m more of a skin colored hair guy

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@dril https://t.co/rbcSRQDdJi

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

RIP J Geils’ blood temp. if he ever finds out his ex has a top 3% only fans.

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

I oppose the man’s viewpoints, but it’s appalling to me that many on this application refer to Mitchell McConnell as “the titty kisser.”

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

“It’s called a Demi Lovato fancam... BITCH!”
-Elmo, 2021

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

I once had to turn off Seinfeld during sex because I was laughing so much at the Seinfeld that I couldn’t concentrate on the sex.

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

If you love graham crackers but have a honey allergy and aren’t rich as hell, I have some bad news for you: you’re pretty much fucked.

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@TimKalpakis I’m not familiar with the term sleep number. Is it in any way related to one’s pube number?

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@getplayedpod @mattapodaca Whorniest

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

I wish I were three or four inches taller... in bed!😉

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

Haters... who needs ‘em!?😬😉

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@TimKalpakis That will drive him wild in the bedroom. The ultimate night he’ll never forget!

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@mattapodaca @MrHoratioSanz I’ve been walking around the house yelling this all day

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

My daughter turns nine in a few weeks and I’m struggling to find the right gift. Do you guys think a can opener and a few cans of beans is age appropriate, or no?

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

2021: The Year Where Anything is Possible!!!

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

So... what’s everybody got on their 2021 bingo cards?

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@TimKalpakis Very ageist

[Junior Senior III @male_dad]

@TimKalpakis But my grandfather dog gets so scared once he eat my grandpa throat... LINDA!