The funniest thing about the Fourth of July is how everybody’s like “we’re so lucky to live in America where we have the freedom to do this thanks to our troops” and it’s having a cookout, which you can do anywhere in the world
One thing that rocks about committing to being bald is I no longer ever have to be like “oh do i look good today?” The answer is just a permanent No and i can keep it pushing
They really just want an all white, all European world cup. Even if you're racist, if you actually like sports you should be upset about this. Fucking pathetic country.