the lorax 🌳

south texan. lover. diplomatic. nerd (the boring kind). ponderer. healthcare professional. INFP 🏳️‍🌈

[the lorax 🌳 @malenaci85]

@JacobRTobey the way you impulsively went for it with the smelling salts 🤣 no thought, only action haha

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Biden endorsed his VP to be president.

Trump tried to kill his.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

God wanted Donald Trump to live so he can lose to a black woman.

[Richard Heatwave Berler @HeatwaveKGNS]

Wednesday 6:26 pm: This has been the hottest 3 day period in the Laredo weather records going back to 1895. We have reached 114F 3 days in a row, had never had a 3 day period at or above 111F (which was accomplished in 1998 twice, had 6 110F or higher that year). 114.3F today.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

MAJOR BREAKING—

Trump White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows has testified before a federal grand jury hearing evidence in the investigations being led by Special Counsel Jack Smith, the New York Times reports.

Meadows is a key player in both the stolen documents investigation as well as the investigation into January 6th and Donald Trump’s election interference.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Jokic putting up an oblong triple-double while looking like he's playing barefoot on a hot driveway against a bunch of his young nephews. Marshmallow Wizard. Just a delight.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Here's a brief explainer on the difference between rectangles and pentagons.

This is especially important for my friends who think the AI apocalypse is coming soon — since this website and Wall Street got duped today by something much, much dumber.

[Danny C @DannyC_DC1111]

BREAKING: Dashcam video from the mall shooting in Allen, Texas showing a shooter getting out of his car in front of H&M and opening fire at the crowd. 🙏

[the lorax 🌳 @malenaci85]

Hate going into the restroom at a restaurant and there’s female servers on their phones in front of the mirror. And you go do your business, come out, wash your hands, and they don’t budge. Like?? Now you live in the restroom or what?

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

I think people are forgetting one simple fact about the indictments against Donald:

The evidence is very strong.

The idea that D.A. Alvin Bragg would bring a weak case against a man who was not only the leader of the free world but who is a career criminal who's been walking around in a suit of armor made out of impunity since 1973 is beyond absurd.

As former federal prosecutor, @AWeissmann_ said on MSNBC, the tape recording of Donald talking to Michael Cohen about the payments to @StormyDaniels, in which he suggested they "pay with cash,” would be compelling to any jury because it shows his intent to hide those payments.

Donald has also painted himself into a corner when it comes to Michael Cohen’s testimony because the recording corroborates that intent. Plus, there are 34 counts altogether--this is deadly serious.

Donald is fucked.

[the lorax 🌳 @malenaci85]

Hey hey! 😂

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

MARTA is expanding with a new purple line. 👏

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A living ladybug found in someone’s transverse colon during a colonoscopy

📸American College of Gatroenterology

[Science News @ScienceNews]

Octopuses tend to be feisty and clever. That means they don’t usually put up with the uncomfortable equipment typically used to record brain waves in animals.
https://t.co/ZaqevNZ3va

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

"wot's all this then ?"

[the lorax 🌳 @malenaci85]

I can’t stop snacking 👀

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Well damn.

https://t.co/YaizZCr1ve

[Thor Benson @thor_benson]

So we've just been slandering bats this whole time

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Squire. He's struggling a bit at his new job because they use Windows instead of Mac. Also because he cannot read. 12/10

[the lorax 🌳 @malenaci85]

@quefregados Haha, it’s more a somber time, so most people say have a blessed Lent!