malia n.

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

@emmamariebear

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

yeah your zodiac sign is cool, but what vera bradley print did you own the most things in?

[Limericking @Limericking]

Americans voted en masse;
Results aren’t ready, alas,
But one thing is clear
Abundantly here
And that is the system is ass.

[Myranda 🌸 @myrandajohns]

tell me why i genuinely care if other drivers on the road will approve of what speed my windshield wipers are set to

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

My dad and I went to a restaurant and the waiter pointed at the QR code on the wall and said “thats our menu” and left and my dad looked at it really close and said “Is this some kind of joke”

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Therapy but just to stop having that dream where I'm enrolled in school but I'm failing all my classes because I haven't gone to class all semester

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

@remington_q @emmiillaahh how dare you, cretin

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

@remington_q @emmiillaahh this is a disrespectful question, obviously i was mandy moore

[Dahlia ⚢ @duhhitsDahlia_]

I’m not ugly but if you see me on my moms fb then idk what to tell you 😭😭😭

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

@dleec_92 Oh wow we are so VERY related

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

sometimes I have nightmares about how much dust must be on the top of my fan blades

[eM 🖤 @emmiillaahh]

“i took a seven deadly sins test and honestly i’m not doing too bad”

[eM 🖤 @emmiillaahh]

“long distance is not dating. you have a pen pal not a boyfriend”

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

@Michaelkeith91 love you too

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

@jaidaklor24 yes that is true

[ﾟ+.ﾟsoapyﾟ+.ﾟ @soapycore]

chris wallace: thoughts on climate change?

trump: immaculate air🌬, immaculate water💧😌✨

[Allie @allietots]

What the McDonald’s bag sees

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

the vibes of the brownie bites in ben & jerry's half baked stay UNMATCHED

[malia n. @maliaaaaa_n]

@bayleekay14 A MOOD