Melissa Murphy

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Same day they got that arms deal, the Saudis plopped $100mil into Ivanka's charity. Now, will the GOP cry foul like they did with Hillary?

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@realDonaldTrump if only these tiny orange hands could be bigger, so that I may grab MORE pussy #dreams

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I herby
Heer by
Herebai
Her bae
Here Bye Bye Bye
Herbie the Love Bug
Herpetologist
Here boat
Horton Hears a Bye
Here Let The Byes Out

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@Andy freaking love you 😘

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

With threats & hate crimes on rise, we shouldn't have to tell @POTUS to do his part. He must step up & speak out.
https://t.co/QKKyXyuqNM

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

Nope.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Trump thinks the "One China" policy means he has to choose between P.F. Chang's and Panda Express.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Democrats have bill that would require the White House to have an in-house psychiatrist. Betsy DeVos is first in line to have her palm read

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@KellyannePolls still living in 2016, like when @Nordstrom was still selling #IvankaStuff

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@SarahPalinUSA thank goodness I can read your hilarious nonsense when I need a little comic relief. Haha tell us the one about Russia again

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@StephenAtHome I'm certain his new education secretary will point this out to him. #betsy

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

3-0

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Glad our president is bravely taking on the #Nordstrom Crisis! Our long national retail nightmare will soon be over!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@realDonaldTrump you down with EASY D? Yeah you know me!

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@realDonaldTrump how much longer until they get a psychiatrist in the White House? You, sir, are not well

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Both of @realDonaldTrump grandparents were immigrants. Two out of 3 of his wives are immigrants. And @KellyannePolls is from Pluto.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

New Yorkers don't care how you love, worship, or identify. If they come after you, they'll need to get through every one of us. #Stonewall

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The limits of tyrants is prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress. -Frederick Douglass, -the guy trump said is still alive

[Melissa Murphy @malice680]

@xashbattlex 😘