m sabir malik

[Saidamen B. Balt @damen_19]

I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.

[Syed Akhtar Abbas @akhtarabbassyed]

And a psychiatrist is the guy who collects the rent.

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

[sabbu shrestha @sabbu102]

Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.

[Наталия Харисовa @ADennu6]

"It don't mattew if you're bwack or white" - Fudd Jackson

[Sandra Trajkovic @saky93]

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."

[m sabir malik @malik600]

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.

[m sabir malik @malik600]

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

[m sabir malik @malik600]

There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.

[sabbir ahmed khan @sabbirahmedkhan]

"Piwgwims' Chowus" - RichFudd Wagner

[m sabir malik @malik600]

A bird in the hand is better than one overhead!

[m sabir malik @malik600]

Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

confer degrees.

[Полина Терехановa @pterekhanova]

The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct

[m sabir malik @malik600]

You cannot tame a tiger by pulling but one of his teeth.

[saeid saad elshahat @saeidsaad]

I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!

[m sabir malik @malik600]

Workers these days don't mind putting in an honest day's work. Trouble

[sabbir ahmed khan @sabbirahmedkhan]

They don't invite you to the White House for a drink because they

[松本龍司 @ryuji_matsumoto]

Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6-shooter