Наталия Харисовa

[Salaoi78 @salaoi78]

YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

booked.

[Татьяна Щербатовa @AXewofy4]

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

[AaronYeh @AaronYehs]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Анатолий Коркмазов @korkmazov_tolik]

Once you understand the problem, you find that it is worse than you

[Hạ Vy @Tiny_HaVy]

Tôi đã đăng 3 tấm ảnh trên Facebook trong album ảnh Beautiful Heroes http://t.co/PdtpKrXAJZ

[Фёдор Пенгитов @fpengitov3]

I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

[Любовь Брысневa @BrysnevaLyubov]

We make our own fortunes and call them our fate.

[광용 @somethingat24th]

it.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

in their best interests.

[Юлия Ядугинa @viptorb87226122]

How did I get round from eating square meals?

[s g @sgbgtest]

The girl of your dreams is unavailable except in print.

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

[Ольга Лоцмановa @OlyaLotsmanova]

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.