Фёдор Пенгитов

[Юлия Козелинa @kozelina_a]

When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.

[D.Saudalmasoud @sahara4321]

"She's got a thing dat's cawwed . . wadaw wove." - Golden Fuddring

[saeid saad elshahat @saeidsaad]

Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Syed Akhtar Abbas @akhtarabbassyed]

Asalamo Alaikum Ramzan mubarak to All

[D.Saudalmasoud @sahara4321]

Making this world better will gain you the greatest credit in the next

[covek sa šeširom @Mortuss0926]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

James S. Brady, Press Secretary to President Reagan was an Eagle Scout.

[sabbir ahmed khan @sabbirahmedkhan]

"Piwgwims' Chowus" - RichFudd Wagner

[Людмила Сапоговa @a_rashid0505]

just look at the average television evangelist.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

[Hạ Vy @Tiny_HaVy]

Tôi đã đăng 3 tấm ảnh trên Facebook trong album ảnh Beautiful Heroes http://t.co/PdtpKrXAJZ

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

booked.

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

[Saleem Mughal @saleem232]

the Atlantic Ocean.

[Алексей Ивойлов @aivoylov]

Maybe they'll send you a free upgrade...NOT!

[Павел Игошев @luget88]

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.