Павел Игошев

[광용 @somethingat24th]

it.

[Екатерина Ванютинa @0808_ekaterina]

The person who marries for money generally ends up earning it.

[Татьяна Щербатовa @AXewofy4]

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

[정진성 @sadfight]

Software independent: won't work with any software.

[Seddiq Alattar @saattars]

Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.

[m sabir malik @malik600]

Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Marked with chalk.

[Марина Сабурова @Udacha17]

Money and morality.

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

Xerox does it again and again and again and...

[Юлия Козелинa @kozelina_a]

When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.

[Светлана Спешневa @APuxe8]

Fools and their money become popular quickly.

[covek sa šeširom @Mortuss0926]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

[Олег Петрашков @PetrashkovOleg]

Never step in anything soft.

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

[Людмила Кисловская @lady_luc1fera1]

Being king is not much fun if no one knows you are one.

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

booked.

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

be certain that that will be the right thing nine times out of ten.

[Полина Терехановa @pterekhanova]

Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!"

[Ксения Ярышкинa @AZugig1985]

If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.