정진성

[Seddiq Alattar @saattars]

Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

in their best interests.

[Татьяна Шалаевa @ShalaevaA]

Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!

[Пелагея Веденялинa @a_vedenyalina]

"Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used curses?

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

All that glitters has a high refractive index.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

Sympathy is what you give a relative when you don't want to lend him

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

[광용 @somethingat24th]

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere

[Екатерина Полевская @polevsk14253084]

Photographers fade faster than photographs.

[Shaikh Mohammad Zia @SMZiauddin]

Basic research is what you do when you don't know what you are doing.

[Зоя Безруковa @Bezrukova1908Ms]

You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Ur Klan @urklan]

you.

[Полина Терехановa @pterekhanova]

The reason why worry kills more people than work does is that more

[Наталия Палкинa @oxemib21]

No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.

[Shaikh Mohammad Zia @SMZiauddin]

The world is disgracefully managed; one hardly knows to whom to

[Stunt-fever @stunt_fever]

Yea, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of death, I shall

[D.Saudalmasoud @sahara4321]

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

[Ольга Лоцмановa @OlyaLotsmanova]

Shrink not from blasphemy - t'will pass for wit.