광용

[Saidamen B. Balt @damen_19]

I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.

[prasad vanapalli @prasad3799]

We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

[covek sa šeširom @Mortuss0926]

to innovation.

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

"I'd like all your $20 bills in this bag", "To go".

[Ксения Ярышкинa @AZugig1985]

If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong.

[坂間俊朗 @ust_toshisakama]

69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll!

[Sandra Trajkovic @saky93]

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

[Rodolfo Zapata Q @rzapataq]

your creditors...

[Rodolfo Zapata Q @rzapataq]

night.

[Наталия Палкинa @oxemib21]

No man's knowledge goes beyond his experience.

[D.Saudalmasoud @sahara4321]

Making this world better will gain you the greatest credit in the next

[Rodolfo Zapata Q @rzapataq]

Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb?

[Jane @ryunai0618]

You only go around once, and there's not enough gusto for everyone.

[s g @sgbgtest]

The girl of your dreams is unavailable except in print.

[광용 @somethingat24th]

it.

[광용 @somethingat24th]

How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?

[sabbu shrestha @sabbu102]

I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK"

[광용 @somethingat24th]

A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere