prasad vanapalli

[Екатерина Полевская @polevsk14253084]

Photographers fade faster than photographs.

[fltechwebstudent @fltech_webbie]

Hong Kong, Son of King Kong

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

[Зоя Безруковa @Bezrukova1908Ms]

You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Marked with chalk.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Василий Павлеев @Aq1be8Mega]

Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air.

[Фёдор Ломаш @flomash4]

A scone is a biscuit that's gone to college.

[Saideswara Rao.Bojja @saideshbojja]

By the time most of us have money to burn, our fire's gone out.

[Людмила Сапоговa @a_rashid0505]

car payments.

[Борислав Шабалин @gorganit762]

seventh.

[The BIG Little Shop @biglittleshop]

The man who dies with the most toys is dead..

[Михаил Кельдерманов @boss_2104]

A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

Help! I've been possessed by a UNIX daemon!

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

"Tuwn, Tuwn, Tuwn"...Bachman-Fudd Overdrive

[Татьяна Шалаевa @ShalaevaA]

Gun Control: Ability to hit what you aim at!

[Юлия Родионычевa @izee73]

But, then, consider the alternative.

[AbdulMannan @sahel_ban]

Anger is never without an argument, or with a good one.

[Анатолий Коркмазов @korkmazov_tolik]

Once you understand the problem, you find that it is worse than you

[Ur Klan @urklan]

you.