Юлия Родионычевa

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

Hiya, Doc! What's cookin'? - Data

[sadibou keita @SadKei22]

Xerox does it again and again and again and...

[Ur Klan @urklan]

you.

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Marked with chalk.

[Екатерина Ванютинa @0808_ekaterina]

The person who marries for money generally ends up earning it.

[광용 @somethingat24th]

it.

[AaronYeh @AaronYehs]

Do artificial plants need artificial water?

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

Bad weather forecasts are more often right than good ones.

[Юлия Козелинa @kozelina_a]

When a girl goes bad--men go right after her.

[Людмила Кисловская @lady_luc1fera1]

Being king is not much fun if no one knows you are one.

[Мила Каекинa @MkaekinaA]

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

[m sabir malik @malik600]

Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.

[Фёдор Пенгитов @fpengitov3]

I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely".

[Акилина Перлинa @aab0ro3]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

right.

[Юлия Ядугинa @viptorb87226122]

How did I get round from eating square meals?

[Emirates 24|7 App @Emirates_24_7]

It's not social oppression that moves wild-eyed revolutionaries; it's

[Tiger Woods @Tigerwoodf]

Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon.

[Se Hong RYU @zarator]

What do you call 500 bureaucrats at the bottom of the Potomac river ?